Zombie thread

A download torrent? Like PirateBay?

No, I don't think so.

darthgaara90210 wrote:A download torrent? Like DirtyFilthyRottenStinkingGoodForNothingPirateBay?

No pirates allowed. Forum law. []

What about Moltenfield?

There's no rule against someone being a pirate, but posting links to pirated material is probably out of the question. You may, however, send links to anyone who might request something over PM until stated otherwise.

This forum is too legit to quit. []

Oh, Ok..... I forgot why I wanted to know anyway.......


Also, the Zombie Survival Guide is where I get my zombie info.

Also required reading is the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies trilogy. []

Required reading? Is there gonna be a test on this? Oh man I hope it's multiple choice.

Hope you have your #3 pencils ready. []

*pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst, Rare, can I borrow a pencil?*

*Stabs pencil into eye of zombie*
Yo can I borrow one too?

*pulls out sword and slices the head of a zombie into two*

me: Alright so the question is "What is the quickest way to kill a zombie?".

a.) shoot them with a shotgun
b.) take a chainsaw and cut the head off
c.) burn the zombie
d.) crush the skull of a zombie by using a baseball bat
e.) go medieval on them

me: I am going to go with e.).

(I have never read those books so if this goes with any of the books I will be shocked, slightly freaked out, and wondering if it is the truth.)

Moltenfield wrote:*pulls out sword and slices the head of a zombie into two*

me: Alright so the question is "What is the quickest way to kill a zombie?".

a.) shoot them with a shotgun
b.) take a chainsaw and cut the head off
c.) burn the zombie
d.) crush the skull of a zombie by using a baseball bat
e.) go medieval on them

me: I am going to go with e.).

(I have never read those books so if this goes with any of the books I will be shocked, slightly freaked out, and wondering if it is the truth.)

While they are fast, they will get you killed.

*cleaning sword*

me: next question is "what is the worst thing to have in a zombie apocalypse?".

a.) lupus
b.) a female mosquito
c.) blindness
d.) rabies
e.) bulimia

me: uh...

(I'll let you guys answer)

a mosquito actually. if the mosquitos arent killed by the zomie blood then they could very well pass the zombiness onto a healthy, unbitten person.

Rabies. You become super aggressive and while endangering everyone around you, you'll probly charge right into a swarm of zombies and then make yourself even more of a danger to others because now your a rabid zombie. Good job, your one of hte most dangerous things on the planet now, even more so then most other zombies, and you can make more of you. But I guess you would also try and mutalate the zombies around you, so that could have mized results.
1) Your now clearing out a good bulk of zombies in the area.
2)You might be only makeing matters worse by infecting THEM with rabies.
If number 2 happens, then it is likly that the now infected zombies will fight eachother now, and the problem just might solve itself.

Tacoline wrote:a mosquito actually. if the mosquitos arent killed by the zomie blood then they could very well pass the zombiness onto a healthy, unbitten person.

Wow I didn't consider that!
Also, zombie flys= RIP mankind

The only thing worst than zombie flies is ghost spiders.

Look it up.

I'm tempted to agree with the Taco, however, since I'm from Lousiana, I have built up an immunity to mosquitos.... I'm going to have to say rabies because if the above doesn't happen, you just die from it. Sooo....... Either way, thou art dead.

darthgaara90210 wrote:I'm tempted to agree with the Taco, however, since I'm from Lousiana, I have built up an immunity to mosquitos.... I'm going to have to say rabies because if the above doesn't happen, you just die from it. Sooo....... Either way, thou art dead.

You built up an immunity to West Nile? *Confused*

Ziggy Stardust wrote:

darthgaara90210 wrote:I'm tempted to agree with the Taco, however, since I'm from Lousiana, I have built up an immunity to mosquitos.... I'm going to have to say rabies because if the above doesn't happen, you just die from it. Sooo....... Either way, thou art dead.

You built up an immunity to West Nile? *Confused*

no i think he means that he's used to getting bit by them. but that wont help when they transfer their spit into you, which 1)numbs the site so u wont notice, and 2) can transfer viruses or bacteria.

*Humor*

Tacoline wrote:a mosquito actually. if the mosquitos arent killed by the zomie blood then they could very well pass the zombiness onto a healthy, unbitten person.

If the virus is passed through blood only, we are safe from mosquito - they don't transfer blood to people. That's why you can't get AIDS or HIV from them. If it's from a disease than I think that's a different story.

It's passed by all bodily fluids.... It's one of the many reasons I wanna have sex with a zombie