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CHARLES! I'M BUYING YOU THESE CHARLES! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M DOING IT!

HEHEHEHEHEE:

I could never get the appeal for sex dolls. Would feel too much like I'm humping a pillow, or a mannequin if it's disturbingly lifelike, or a corpse if it's even more disturbingly lifelike.

If it's what floats your boat, that's alright. But not for me.

Why wouldn't you make the My Little Pony sex doll in actual pony shape?

I mean, it would still be ridiculous either way, but at least then we could all be like, "Oh yes, that is accurate, I applaud them for their attention to detail." Rather than, "ALL OF THE GODS OF THE NILE, WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY THAT HAS TAKEN FORM IN ORDER TO DRAIN MALES OF THEIR FERTILE SEED IN AN ATTEMPT TO SATE THEIR LUSTS AS OFFERINGS TOWARDS A NO DOUBT DEMONIC ENTITY HELL BENT ON NOTHING LESS THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL HUMAN KIND!?!?"

At least, that was my reaction.

I don't know what's weirder (and slightly awkward), the fact that somebody decided to make a MLP sex doll, or that someone will buy it. (internet rules 34 and 36 support this).

Why does something like this exist

Who would think this looks sexy

Why would you even think I want this, Stef

Cause I know you love it you filthy whore?

Says the guy who found that on the Internet in the first place

So my friend revealed that he's in a gay porno video. And provided a link.
And I watched it.
Pretty hot, but not a lot of action. Solid 8/10.

My roommate told me that he started doing porn for a special type of fetish.

Just to give you an idea:

He said that his last video involved pajamas, a penguin costume and chocolate.

What the fuck kind of people would like that kind of shit? It's ridiculous to think that someone could like those things in that way

Hah, hey, Stef, why don't you link the video? So we could all laugh at it? Link it right here. Please.

Um, isn't posting links to porn not allowed on this? (Hate to be the buzzkill, but I think i should bring that up.)

So, why am I seeing a sexual hookup website ad on here?

Ads are shown based on your web browsing habits Charles.

I find that hard to believe, since I'm also seeing a workout ad, and I'm a lazy sack of shit

No it's doing its job. Because it is seeing lots of porn habits, it is also sending these ads to say "Do something else you lazy sack of shit".