Adult Thread

Gosh. And you were the one told us to light the piss on fire AFTER you finished not during.
I'm not sure wee (puns) can trust you anymore.

Safe sex is always important! Not only do you want to avoid getting any STDs or STIs, you want to avoid conception if it all possible. The second is, to me, a little simpler because there are so many methods of contraception out there (available to those who can afford them, or qualify for some help from non-profits like Planned Parenthood). You can't afford to have unprotected sex with somebody you don't trust when they say they're clean or on the pill or whatever. Even if they're not lying, things go wrong, so you gotta be prepared for consequence.

Why is that I'm the clearest on things like plot and character when I'm writing pornography?

My guess is that it tends to be more fun thinking about all the little details of sexytimes than all the little details of dudes just talking or whatever.

Yes, my next planned instalment involves some sort of extreme BDSM. I'm still working out the fine details.

I'm kind of curious at what Jonny has to write, but, then again, I remember his last story

At this point in the game I'm almost treating sex as a medium of creative expression. The more unusual it is the more interesting it is. Still, I'm maintaining a strong thread of consent in everything I write about, which is forming part of an over-arching narrative I'm calling Academy Prize.

I think from a purely academic viewpoint I find sex to be pretty interesting. How it works, what people do together, what they find arousing and why…you could go on forever with it, and I think it's great that we can talk about sex sensibly and openly nowadays. At least, in theory.

There's a lot of fetishes and weird stuff in my work, not going to lie. Some of it probably verges on body horror in another person's eyes. But I'm also writing a story where a guy just looks at all the stuff I've been describing and goes "nope." And that's fine.

The working title is Vanilla Essence.

He cooks stuff. Like, in a kitchen.

It's always good to diversify like that. That way your readers will have no idea what to expect from one of your works just by looking at the title.

I'm tempted now to just post all my chapter titles and let your imaginations do the rest.

Jonny is the best erotica writer. He gives real dimension to his characters and his concepts. He writes... hm... evocatively.

Sam actually found this for me, and it confirmed alot of things that i had been thinking about.
unfortunately the movie they talk about isn't free since a Netflix membership costs money.
but the things they said about studying it as a mental disorder and finding nothing wrong with asexuals is good. one of my psychology professors once told me that asexuality was a mental disorder, and according to the books the treatment for it was to basically make the asexual person have sex. but that wouldn't solve anything at all if you think about it.

anyway, its not a mental disorder, yay!

Zigzag, considering you've read like one piece of writing by me you should probably reserve judgement! There may be more writing incoming however…….

I'm trying to find a Leftover Soup Comic on asexuality but I'm not sure where it's gone. Just read the whole thing, it's really good stuff.

EDIT: Here it is!

The only way to make people approve your orientation is to make them stare a quokka.



Just look at it! SO CUTE! TELL HIM HONESTLY THAT YOU HATE ASEXUAL! YOU CAN'T? WELL TOO BAD! SO FUCK YOU! THEY ARE PEOPLE!

Jonny wrote:Zigzag, considering you've read like one piece of writing by me you should probably reserve judgement! There may be more writing incoming however…….

I'm trying to find a Leftover Soup Comic on asexuality but I'm not sure where it's gone. Just read the whole thing, it's really good stuff.

EDIT: Here it is!

HOW DOES ONE CHECK TO SEE IF THEY ARE A HIGHLANDER!
i need to look into this!
XD
thank you jonny

Jonny wrote:Zigzag, considering you've read like one piece of writing by me you should probably reserve judgement! There may be more writing incoming however…….

Donnez-moi, s'il vous plait!

AwesomeMedic wrote:The only way to make people approve your orientation is to make them stare a quokka.

I don't care about anything anymore, I approve

HE BELONGS IN THE CUTE THREAD
but he is welcome here as well.

You do that every day and every night?  Take it easy, Stef.

I read a thing that made me happy!
http://www.policymic.com/articles/76835/46-most-iconic-lgbt-moments-of-2013
Right, that's not really adult thread material, but one of the things on it made me squee. It's NSFW!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/warwick-rowers-naked_n_4163807.html

I think I need to study this article in more detail. A lot more detail.

Yes, I was reading it and thinking "who do I know that likes naked men asses" and the answer came "EVERYONE AT LEAST A LITTLE oh and Jonny". And they're British, go get 'em dude.

They're actually not my type but thanks?

interesting article on cracked about asexuality. the thing about the sheep is really revolutionary i think

Asexuality has even been observed in the animal kingdom. In 2004, a group of sheep scientists got a bunch of sheep together, then plied them with sheep-wine and whatever the sheep equivalent of Marvin Gaye is. But despite the scientist's best ewerotic attempts, ten percent of the rams showed no interest in mating. This still left open the possibility of gay rams (too easy) but when those same, increasingly creepy scientists made that an option, only five-seven percent were into it. Two-three percent of the rams consistently showed no interest in sex of any kind. The scientists labelled them "asexual," and then presumably went home to think very hard about their lives.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_21988_6-weird-ways-world-looks-different-when-youre-asexual.html#ixzz3K633tWDT

that means that homosexuality and asexuality and probably other orientations as well have existed long before humans did! one of the many arguments i hear about asexuality is that its something that people have just made up. but this disproves that! science! facts! yay!

http://www.cracked.com/article_21988_6-weird-ways-world-looks-different-when-youre-asexual.html

"whatever the sheep equivalent of Marvin Gaye is"