NEW RPG: The SQUIRTLES THE F^&*%e^% SQUIRTLES!

Suddenly, the tank rolled over and the wind howled.
The wind died down as quickly as it started and the energy that ratatied from Luna's hand faded away.
Luna grinned maliciously. "Like taking candy from a baby," she thought.
Electricity crackled from Luna's hand. "Come out with your hands behind your heads and maybe I will spare you!" she called out.
She knew that squitles were weaklings, they valued there life over loyalty.
They knew her name and feared it, they would get out with no intention of fighting her.
Easy dinner.
Boy was she in for a surprize.

(What, Katls, are you the black thing that took the squirtle earlier? Or are you whatever or whoever controls it?)

As Tuomey set about making sure everyone had enough oxygen and then cooking some bacon the tank rolled over and someone told him and his friends to come out with their hands behind their heads. He laughed, righted himself, opened a hatch and threw some bacon in the general direction of the voice.
Then he settled back to wait and see what effect this would have.

JT leaped into the air just before the tank toppled, his ninja senses feeling the force blast before it happened. Of course, there was no howling of wind...not enough air for that on Mars. Still, it was rather cool-looking, especially with the low gravity.

Immediately upon landing between the others and this new assailant, JT swept up a wave of dust with his foot, which he aimed directly at the attacker. Using the dust as cover, he threw several shuriken to add more sting than just the rust-filled dust particles. Must remember not to count on air resistance or lift, only trajectory and velocity, JT mused silently as he launched the hardened metal blades. []

Someguy was just finished with the first chapter of his book when the tank flipped out and a voice told them to come out. As Tuomey and JT threw things to the assailant, Someguy found a button that said:

''In case if the tank flips over''

He pressed it, and a small but powerful spring shot from the roof and placed the tank right way up. He quickly pressed the buttons to turn Auto Pilot back on, and the screen showed:

''Downloading...''

''C'mon, C'MON! WORK!'' someguy begged

((Um, where is the Squirtle that Katls captured?))

(Probably given to that master of hers. Or maybe she couldn't help it and ate the poor thing, then noticed our tank...)

As the tank rolled over, SB was launched out of his makeshift coat-nest. He slammed against the steel interior of the tank and fell back down to ground quite hard. He woke up and his eyes watered, but instead of whimpering, he actually started pivoting about, growling, looking for the source of his pain. He noticed the steel he had made contacted with and started barking at it. He saw that a large metal girder connected to the ceiling ran down next to his bed. As revenge, he started chewing it, smiling as he did.
He knew that the ceiling was getting what it deserved, and another personal victory was his.

Tuomey pushed Someguy and Dewmann out of the tank, grabbing Esbby and leaping out himself as he did so, almost tripping because of the upside down exit.
He drew his axe and levelled his staff at the confused thing that had been hit by dust, shuriken and bacon. It responded by launcing its electricity at him, which he earthed by swinging his staff forward and jamming the bottom of it into the dusty ground.

(Wait, why are we getting out? I flipped the tank back to normal...)

someguy3657 wrote:(Wait, why are we getting out? I flipped the tank back to normal...)

(i assume to fight the enemy. 'course u can just shoot her with the tank gun-cannon thingy.)

(To fight the enemy in a position we're used to)

Dewmann, awoken by the tank being thrashed, was immediatley dragged and shoved out of the tank by a combat ready Tuomey, just barely having time to grab the pistol that had been laying by his side while he slept. Landing on his back, he immediatley rolled over to avoid the oxygen container that flew out of the tank with him. Hopping to his feet, he threw the oxygen to the side of the tank, in order to keep in a short but safe distance away, so it wouldn't be damaged during the fight. Taking aim with his firearm at the opponent the others were currently attacking, he pulled the trigger, only to be surprised and nearly dislocated by the recoil, which caused his shot to be way off of the mark. A green burst of energy zapped out of the gun, and landed in the sand, causing the soil to be heated so intensely so quickly, that the area shot had become odd colored glass.

"Plasma?" Dewmann inquired to himself, before focusing back on the adversary.

Someguy notices a gun fall in front of him. Having a rather good experience with guns, he grabs it and starts aiming at the beast, shooting various parts and hoping something happens. The beast seems to be taking damage, but it doesnt slow down. Suddenly, it grabs Esbiate, and the poor guy starts screaming in surprise and shock, obviously ignorant of the fight that was happening. The creature started shaking SB around violently. Someguy, who became fond of Esbiate, walked up to the monster and said:

"Get away from him, you BITCH!"

He then shot the head a few times. The beast released his prey, which scurried under the tank.

(I felt like doing an Aliens reference)

((well crud...now we're in the awkward position of waiting for katls to post...which he seems to do every other month)) []

(Sorry it took me so long, I've been preoccupied.)
Luna was in shock at the brutality of the attack on her. She blindly discharged the electricity from her hand and the electricity struck the tank, frying it's circuitry, rendering it useless.
She shuddered and collapsed.
Arrow was flying to the mountain in which he lived. The squitle was still struggling against his grip, which made it hard to keep a good hold on the squirtle.
The tunnel entrance in to the dragon colony that and his master Luna lived in was guarded by a black dragon.
"Great, it's Shadow's shift," Arrow thought to himself.
Shadow was the general of the colony's military force and envied Arrow's position in the colony. He always found how to make Arrow's life miserable.

(*Looks back*)
(Holy s*** guys, Luna's been quite monsterized while I was gone.)

((never attack a ninja, a hobo-wizard-in-training, and other assorted folks what know how to use guns :-þ )) []

(DRAGONS R AWESOME!)

Someguy looks at the fried up tank. Stupid monster. Now they don't have anything to get to Jonny's lair, and it's nearly a 3 days drive, so it's impossible by foot. He sat on the Mars surface, his new weapon that he baptized "Chuck" at his feet. He looked at the others and told them:

"Well, unless you guys have some brilliant plan to get us to the lair, looks like we're done for when that meteor strikes..."

Suddenly, someguy's face lit up He jumped to his feet and climbed in the useless tank. Everyone looked towards the tank, wondering what someguy was about to do. Suddenly, he came out with his bottle of Root Beer and said:

"YAY it's not too warm! =D "

He didn't notice that everyone else facepalmed.

(i'm all the way up in space on the meteor, and I FACEPALMED!)

(u better share that root beer!)

JT looked out over the desolate Martian expanse in all directions. They were now in a vast plain in the northern hemisphere, it seemed. Mighty Olympus Mons could still be seen in the distance, slightly southward. And westward. He did some calculations in his head, before walking off to the southeast. "Follow me," he said. "We must follow the path of a fellow sojourner on this surface." []

Tuomey looked up from re-adjusting his staff. "What? Someone else? Shouldn't we try and find out who this person is that just collapsed? Is she dead? Alive? Hey, wait, [ANCIENT WIZARDING WORD], how the [ANCIENT WIZARDING WORD] do we know she was attacking us and not these little mario kart powerup guys?"

Esbby brushed himself off after the encounter with the monster and saw he had two bleeding clawmarks on his chest. He growled, moreover at the nuisance it caused. But he thought for a few seconds, and realised that after the shock of the encounter, he was lucky to be alive. So for this, he looked around the four for the handsome guy that had saved him.
He pointed throughout the rest of his handsome team and then finally saw the one with the gun in his holster. He ran over to him, sat down, looked up at him and waved his tail appreciatively, trying to get his attention. He was pretty grateful, but cursed the fact he lacked the ability to speak English in order to properly thank him.

((why is everything handsome?)) []

((Because I say so! >:3))