NEW RPG: The SQUIRTLES THE F^&*%e^% SQUIRTLES!

the immortal girl was unperturbed by the spray and prey technique of someguy. even being shot wouldn't stop her. she regained her fighting pose before charging at him. someguy used her distance from him to shoot her with the mid-range laser gun, the laser's seemed to burn her clothes but they did nothing to stop her
"what the-"
emma swung her vibroblade into the gun, it sliced part way through before exploding. sending both combatants flying. someguy blacked out for a second longer than emma, being immortal she could recover faster from a concussive force.
"Not too shabby for and earth child." she stood over him and pointed the blade at his throat.
she stopped as a sound like a far distant explosion caused her to look away.
a second later a horrifying force shook the ground, even though they were underground the force was strong enough to shake the entire fortress.
"the meteor!" someguy realized as weapons began falling dangerously close to the combatants.
(BOOYAH)

Someguy used this momentary distraction and, from the ground, tripped the girl and quickly got back up. Just then, the stack of weapons started falling on the two warriors. Someguy, who was on his feet, jumped away in the nick of time, but the girl wasn't so lucky. The weapons collapsed over her, and when everything was done, when nothing moved anymore, someguy looked at the pile of war tools where her opponent was just moments ago. Those were some heavy weapons, and there was some blades and other sharp weapons in the mix. He concluded:

"There's no way anyone could've survived that."

He grabbed 2 new guns and a sword. He was about to leave this place- no doubt all the commotion would bring over a few more dragons- when he noticed the cube. He placed the guns in his belt and took the cube, looking at it. He probably owned his life to it, and seeing as how it would never threaten to stab him, he decided to bring it along. As soon as he thought those words, the cube suddenly started floating beside him, as if it was being held by an invisible hand or a middle-aged woman with a gun that can shoot portals. (Wait, what kind of metaphor is that?)

He reached the end of the corridor, the cube still floating near him, and he looked around. No dragons yet, but he's sure they won't take long to show up. He quickly looked around and saw a convenient map of the dragon's lair on the wall. He looked at it, found the point that says "You are here and not over there", and followed the path to the closest entrance. He simply had to go to his left and turn right at the third corridor down, and then he'd see the entrance. He was about to leave when he noticed another room: "COOKING AREA". The two squirtles that were in the cell with him are probably there, and they're probably not dead yet. He quickly thought. Should he quickly leave, seeing as how the dragons will obviously see their dead comrade's body anytime soon, and they'll go into lockdown, or should he risk his life to save his enemy's minions who might be dead and are deep within the lair of his other enemies? The answer was quick, simple and obvious:

He's gonna save those Squirtles.

The cube thought to itself, "I feel nauseous."

(But you're a special companion cube! You can float!)

(correction: I am floating, I have no clue how or why. Niether does science)

(fucking magnets?)

(fuukin miracle man)

someguy3657 wrote:
He probably owned his life to it, and seeing as how it would never threaten to stab him, he decided to bring it along. As soon as he thought those words, the cube suddenly started floating beside him, as if it was being held by an invisible hand or a middle-aged woman with a gun that can shoot portals. (Wait, what kind of metaphor is that?)

(nice XD)

there was blackness, silence. there was no time, but there were thoughts. at first they were random:
"this is... it should be something... arrrrkk like d-eark or, dark. yes! dark thats its name." but gradually they coalesced into a consciousness. "huh... its really boring here... i wish i had a chocolate bar." then memories started to emerge. random blips of images and sounds that became events in a time-line.
but the blackness continued.
there was nothing else to do except review these memories. the last few moments before the blackness had engulfed her. flying glass, sharp rocks, sand. that's right, a meteor crash. in her mind she could recall the force of the impact and... the other. who was it? oh yeah... burrito circle. some of the recalled images were of static. but if she was here in blackness after the crash, then he would be here or at least in his version of here whatever that was.
...was she dead? if she was then at least burrito was dead too. he was to evil to be left to roam freely.
she was beginning to believe she was dead, though being an android meant that she was artificial in the first place, but apparently androids do die.
then she felt something... pain. if she was dead then how could she feel pain?

Someguy was rushing towards the cooking area, the cube following him in mid air. He kept checking to make sure no dragons were around before running across rooms. Sometimes, he saw dragons moving here and there, but he managed to sneak past them, and the cube kept low. He was running down a corridor, when suddenly, he heard noises coming towards him. He looked around, and notice a room to his right. He quickly ran in, praying no one was inside while his new companion followed him. It appeared to be a bedroom. Luckily, it was empty.

He heard noises and peoples talking while they were going down the hall. He didn't quite understand what they were saying, but he heard a rather serious voice say "Luna" and a more feminine voice, which also sounded familiar, responding something harsh and finishing her sentence with the word "father". He wasn't going to risk a peek; he wants to stay out of sight for as long as possible.

(i am alive btw, but i'm in a crater somewhere and am currently inoperable. i kno that no one can rly go outside for a bit so... yeah...
also jt 2me and essby need to post so we kno where they is)

((I'm not in this any more taco, I quit because when I came back I was all wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut))

(Tuomey, this is an RPG about some of the members who inexplicably came to Mars and are under attack from Pokemons controlled by another Pokemon and dragons. The ­''wut'' meter broke long ago...)

((Yes but I missed ~five weeks due to not being able to use a computer and so my character returning after not doing anything to explain abscence/lack of action would be bad canon. Bad canon is bad and loses fifteen percent damage against enemy boats and siege weapons, also its range is reduced by twenty percent.))

((JT just wins...I suppose...)) []

(the only rly big things that happened was that someguy was captured by the dragons and the meteor hit. you guys could do a quick recap of how you managed to escape the meteorite by going in jonny's lair or however you survived.)

(also, cube)

Suddenly a battle cry rang through the air. Someguy felt a strong electric current run through him. He fell to the ground and the last words he heard before blacking out was Emma saying, "I'll enjoy watching you in the hallucination chamber."
Emma stood there for a moment, stun baton in her hand. The pain that she had managed to hold back for a while that came from the pile of weapons caught up with her, and she herself fainted.
Luna heard the battle cry herself and ordered Bladetail to check it out. Bladetail walked away for a moment.
He came back carrying Emma by the collar and holding Someguy in the coils of his tail.
(Someguy, your character's life is about to suck.)

Luna walked up to Emma, opened Emma's mouth, and pored a small amount of red pouder into it. Emma cohgeded voilently and after the cohging stoped, she said, "A little too much red spice."(Note: this is a Spore reference.)
"What happened to you?" Luna asked.
"Charles manged to break into the weapon room. And when the metor sturck, the stockpile fell on me. After geting out of it, I tracked Charles here. We fought brefly, and we knoked eachother out." Emma answered, leaving out that Gornynch had died, she had slept on the job, and lied about her taking out Someguy.
Bladetail getured to Someguy and asked, "Permishon to waise him?"
"No, he must serve his sentece," Emma and luna said silaitnusly.
Bladetail, slightly embesed that that even the human knew more of what was going on in the colony, asked, "What is his sentence?"
"6 hours in houslination chamber," Luna answred.
Bladetail nodded and ran off to take Someguy to Sector 15, an area completly dedicate to torcher.
"Now is the time to strike," Luna said to Emma, "I will assmeble the troops, you get to Skywing and tell her that you need to go 10 kelometers up, a freind of mine is up there."
Emma was afrad of hights, but she knew how that was, so she was more willing then ever to go that high.

Emma ran through the coridors to Skywing's den. Skywing woke up as Emma ran in.
"What is it?" Skywing asked with a slightly agitated voice.
"Luna wants the two of us to go sky high," Emma anwrsired.
"How high is that?"
"10 kelometers."
Skywing shot up. She knew what was going on.
"'Bout time that metor struck! Whooo! We're gonna be eatn' Blastose and Squritle stew tonight!" Skywing said vigorusly.
Skywing and Emma ran outside. Emma suddenly realized how Skywing would have to carry her. She let out a small cry as Skywing took hold of her sholders whith her hind claws and took of as fast as your avarge adomobile on the highway.
Soon they were at their destonation hight. Emma and Skywing looked around but didn't see anything, until they looked up.
An increadly large snake-like body with green scales with some jewl-like groupings of scales. It looked simlier to this:

This was a Rayquaza, a full grown one at that. Most Rayquaza that you see are still young, and are increadably smaller then the full grown ones. Full grown ones are miles apon miles long, thousonds of tons, and make Rayquazas the lagest dragon breed there is.
The Rayquaza lowered himself to at lest try to be at eye level, but to him, Emma and Skywing were two little specks.
"Hmmm, what brings you so far up in the sky? It's no place for you ground dwelers," the Rayquaza said, his voice rolling like thunder.
"A-A-A-A-Actually, w-w-we w-w-w-were looking f-f-f-for y-you... on t-t-t-the b-behaf of Luna." Emma stamered.
"What ever for?"
"We're about to do the finnal assult on Jonny's base."
"I shall asist, as long as Luna keeps that promose that she made to me."

(I'm gonna try to update as soon as possible. Right now, I'm a little busy)

((oh shit it's Rayquaza))

(Jonny, JT, SB, Dewmann, and maybe even Tuomey (if you want), you guys will have to start explaining what happened since I got captured, otherwise, we won't know what happened with you guys, and we'll hit a wall when the final battle of epic starts)

((JT is like the Force....he's there, even if you don't see him. Also, he can totally drag Star Destroyers down from orbit.)) []

*sigh*
Yet again;
I AM NOT PART OF THIS RPG ANYMORE, KTHXBAI