I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my plastic flowers, fake.

Reviving old threads

I like my men like I like my crocoducks: green, scaly and musclebound. Wait! Scratch that. *hides yiff folder*

I like my men like I like my crocoducks: with..................green eyes? Yeah, that'll do.........

Star Wars films

I like my women like I like my Star Wars films, with nerds treating it like a God.

Ninjas

I like my women like I like my ninjas, fast, elusive, and all around deadly.

Chupacabras

I like my women like I like my chupacabras: arguably real and questionably legal.

Thunderstorms

I like my women like I like my thunderstorms: wet, violent and up close and personal.

Clouds

I like my women like I like my clouds - dissipating so that the day will be nice again.

Instant Oatmeal

Rare wrote:I like my women like I like my clouds - dissipating so that the day will be nice again.

Instant Oatmeal

I like my women like I like my instant Oatmeal, hot fast and fulfilling


Cheerios

I like my women like I like my cheerios, tasty, healthy, and covered in random health facts.

Warm days

I like my men like I like my warm days: plentiful and facilitating drifting off beside a river.

Dragons

I like my men like I like my Dragons: Hot & Fiery.

Spies.

I like my men like I like my Spies, Russian and looking like Kaylee from Firefly

Magic Potions

I like my women like I like my magic potions, useful and quick.

Toenails

I like my men like I like my toenails: Easy to clip off if need be.

Cannibals

I like my women like I like my cannibals, harmless to me and dangerous forv everyone else


drugs

I like my women like I like my drugs, when they make me feel good.

Toasts

I like my women like I like my toast, crunchy.

onions.

I like my men like I like my onions: with a lot of layers.

unfathomable darkness

I like my women like I like my unfathomable darkness; ok with me just feelin' my way around.

Impossibly frustrating, failure-inducing homework

I like my women like I like my impossibly frustrating, failure-inducing homework, impossibly frustrating, failure-inducing.

I wish to fly.

EDIT: I got distracted as I was finishing my post and thought this was the kill a wish thread.

LOL

LMAO.

I like my men like I like my wish to fly, fun to think about but never really going to happen.

I like my women like I like nothing, not at all.

Roselia

Katls Nalcrato wrote:I like my women like I like nothing, not at all.

Roselia

I like my woman like I like my Roselias - beautiful to look at, deadly to touch.

Headaches.

I don't own any women, nor do I objectify women, so the phrase "my women" is semantically and pragmatically incorrect...do I win? []

Yes, because you are a ninja.