I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my memes; brand new

Video games

I like my women like I like my video games, challenging, but still fun

ponies

I like my men like I like my ponies: easily ridden
(oh god damnit why)

Innuendo

I like my women like I like my innuendo: in children's cartoons.

Slang

I like my women like I like my slang, making somwhting mean entirely differnt then it did before.

Fire

I like my women like I like my fire: if you do something stupid with them you regret it

tools

I like my woman like I like my tools - Screwed, Hammered, Nailed and efficient.

Knee-High Socks

I like my women like I like my knee-high socks: to my knees.

Ponies

I like my women like I like my ponies: Being fantastic but have to hidden from other people and some particular freinds not even remebering their names right after watching their lives.

Hints

I like my women like I like my hints: Sometimes vague, sometimes obvious

cities

I like my women like I like my cities: made out of concrete, steel, and glass.

Trees

I like my woman like I like my trees - giving me wood when I punch em.

Revenge

I like my women like I like my revenge: always sweet.

robots

I like my women like I like my robots: Crazy


smurf

I like my women like I like my Smurfs - I don't.

THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO!

I like my women like I like my THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO, on the move and loose.

80s cartoons.

I like my women like I like my 80s cartoons, always classic

internet

I like my women like I like my internets: full of cats and tentacles, often at the same time.

Cars

Sarcasmic wrote:I like my women like I like my internets: full of cats and tentacles, ]often at the same time.

I like my men like I like my cars - able to go for hours and comfortably ridden.

Gorgro

I like my women like I like my Gorgro, intelligent, single and able to look good in a top hat.*

Books

*Ladies please, one at a time.

I like my women like I like my books: interesting and fun to have

Rare

I like my women the way I like Rare. Filling the air with Foe Yay and causing weird and terrified boners.

Someguy.

I like my women like I like Someguy, on a hospital bed full of leeches.


AwesomeMedic

I like my women like I like my AM: Canadian and insane.

Nights

I like my women like I like my nights, they go well together

dinosaurs