I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my birth defects; able to get me out of anything I've ever done wrong.


Cheap lighters.

I like my women like I like my cheap lighters; working.

Pens that ran out of ink

I like my men like I like my pens that run out of ink - I DON'T.


Tuna Salad.

rare wrote:I like my men like I like my pens that run out of ink - I DON'T.


Tuna Salad.

I like my women like I like my tuna salad, Ground up and in the fridge......................Wait.



Double Takes

I like my women like I like my double takes, when there's more than one.

Flux Capacitor.

I like my women like I like my flux capacitor: able to accept my flux continuum line without needing adjustment.

Lack of TV remote

I like my woman like I like my lack of Television remotes - I REALLY don't.

Frusterations.

I like my women the way I like my frusturations. The solution is right there, but overly complicated and I end up screwing up os bad I lose way more then I thought I could have.

Clinically insane mental asylum patients.

I like my women like I like my clinically insane mental asylum patients. Willing to date me.

Rolling monkeys

I like my women the way I like my rolling monkeys; perfectly willing to let me join in with a few of them or just watch.

Itinerant dinosaur herpetologists with a minor in Japanese

I like my men like I like my Itinerant dinosaur herpetologists with a minor in Japanese - Complex, intelligent, and (allegedly) be able to build dinosaur robots.

Raptors

I like my women like I like my raptors, intelligent
Thermophile archeae

I like my women like I like my thermophile archeae, when I have no idea what the hell it is.

Drawing

I like my men like I like drawing - colorful, time consuming and without eraser smudges.

Pilots

Dewmann wrote:
Clinically insane mental asylum patients.

You called?

tacoline wrote:

Dewmann wrote:
Clinically insane mental asylum patients.

you called?

WHO LET YOU OUT???

tacoline wrote:

Dewmann wrote:
Clinically insane mental asylum patients.

You called?

Oh hells yeah!

I like my women like I like my pilots - crazy enough to make it interesting but stable enough to make sure they don't kill me.

Travelling salesmen problem algorithims.

I like my women like I like my travelling salesmen problem algorithims, no clue.

Nacromancing.

I like my women the way I like my necromancy, able to communicate in ways I've never thought possible.

Monster trucks.

I like my women like I like my monster trucks; big, loud, and dirty.

Computers

I like my women like I like my computers; clean of all viruses, easy to interface with and with a lot of capacity.

College brochures

I like my women the way I like my college brochures. Perfectly fine to be forgotten about until desperatley needed.

Alphabet.

I like my women like I like my alphabet, 26 of them.

Snakes.

((Aren't there only 26 letters in the alphabet?))

I like my men like I like my snakes: with quick tongues.

Bananas.