I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

i like my men like i like my pianos, fun to touch and always brings pleasure.



wigs

I like my women how I like my wigs, sexy, hairy, and hot. YEAH.


Fruit.

I like my women like I like my fruit- delicious, and easy to hold.

Movies

I like women like I like my movies: explosive but artistic. (Huh, that one actually works)

Parties

I like my women like my parties, fun and wild.

bottomless pit

I like my women like I like my bottomless pits; able to take large thing with no problem.

Cable guy

I like my women like I like my cable guy: gruff, manly, and has a redneck accent.

Storms.

I like my women like I like my storms: dark, wet and strong enough to push me over

Rabies

I like my men like I like my rabies; I don't like rabies

Toilet

I like my men like I like my toilet; he likes me sitting on top of him halfnaked.

Forums.

I like my women like I like my forums, filled with wit and intelligent discussion.

Bubble solution.

I like my women like my bubble solution, fun to play with in the bath.

Disease.

I like my women like I like my diseases: as far away from me as possible in the bedroom.

Butter

I like my women the way I like my butter. Hot and sticky.

Modems.

I like my women like I like my modems: willing for me to put my plug in any slot. 

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