I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my kids, accessible only on alternate weekends. (Aw sad.)

Private detectives

I like my women the way I like my detectives. Alright with me walking in and strutting my stuff before we get down to business (Idontevenknowanymore)

Bacteria

I like my women like I like my bacteria, giving me *puts on shades* A FEVER.

50+ users!

I like my women like I like my 50+ users.... Odd, and scary, and wierd, and awesome.



Paint

I like my women like I like my paint; messy, dirty and fun.

Stereo

I like my women like I like my stereo, fun

pegasi

I like my women like I like my pegasi, sweet, shy, comasionte, and deep down crazy like me.

SKYRIIIIIM!

I like my women like I like Skyrim, EPIC, full of scale and sweet roll.


snow

I like my women like I like my snow, pretty.

volcanic eruptions

I like my men like I like my volcanic eruptions: explosive and....messy? I don't know!

Alarm clocks

I like my women like I like my alarm clocks: you despise them at first, and upon reflection you become grateful for their existence.

Pies

I like my women like I like my pies, I never had one (no seriously)

beach

I like my men like I like my beach- nowhere in sight. (I live about 4,000 mi from the ocean and hundreds of miles from the nearest natural lake.)

I like my women like I like my forgetful posters, forgetful

Captain Hammer

I like my women like I like my Captain Hammer (looks like someone watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog), They work for the government in some strannge way.

Dr. Horrible

I like my women like I like my Dr. Horrible - full of good music and nerdy joy.

Custodians

I like my women like I like my custodians. Old and with an awesome beard.


Mailmen

I like my women like I like my mailmen; efficient and preferably with dogs.

Televisions

I like my women how I like my televisions; smooth, sleek, modern and always showing me what I want to see.

lego playsets

I like my women like I like my lego playsets: easily broken down into constituent parts.

Vidja gaems

I like my men how I like my vidja gaems, fun and long.



Hats

I like my women like I like my hats, on my head.


Futons.

i like my men how i like my futons, dedicated to one hole and destroys anyone who comes in it.


babies :/

I like my women like I like my babies- you couldn't get rid of them if you wanted to.

Tea

I like my women like I like my tea- prepared by maids.

Piano