I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my bananas; tasty.

The wind

I like my women like I like my wind: Smelly


Monkey

I like my women like I like my monkey: rolling in.

Shadows

I like my women like I like my shadows, not hiding ninja's

wolves

I like my women like I like my wolves, as a reflection of the subconscious of the people they belong to.

Theoretical Physics

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:((Aren't there only 26 letters in the alphabet?))

No, only eleven. *BADUM TISH*

I like my women the way I like my theoretical physics. Complicated, not 100% sure, but always willing to be changed whenever I demand it.

Fungus.

I like my women like I like my fungi, beneficial to the organism they are living in symbioses with

graphic novels

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:((Aren't there only 26 letters in the alphabet?))

I like my men like I like my snakes: with quick tongues.

Bananas.

*headdesk*
I was comatose anyways. Fixed.

I like my woman like I like my graphic novels, awsome.

Cells(the biological kind)

I like my women like I like my cells; plentiful and free of disease.

Abbrievations.

I like my women like I like my abbrievations: misspelled.

Sandwich

I like my women like I like my sandwiches: in a plastic bag.

Knives

I like my women like I like my knives: fun to play with.

Safety pins

I like my women like I like my safety pins: easy to use and handy when I need them.

Arson

I like my women the way I like my arson. Coming unexpectedly, all over their chosen targets until there's nothing left but a huge mess. (I feel horrifically filthy.)

Patriotic spirit.

I like my women like I like my patriotic spirit: horribly misplaced and induced mainly by misinformation.

America!

wow, it looks like not many people here like America

I Like my women like I like America, pretending to be tough, but really nice when you get to know her

Something completely different

I don't typically post in this thread, but I'd just like to interject that I like my coffee black, bold, and bitter, often with ice cubes... I won't say if or how that relates to my taste in women.

Spoiler:

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I like my women like I like my [], being there.

water bottles

I like my women like I like my water bottles: full of poison.

Pools

I like my men like I like my pools - Clean, fun, and not smelling of urine.

Japan!

I like my women like I like my Japan, full of tentacles.

cats.

I like my women like I like my cats; shaven

London

I like my women like I like my London; easy to get around and un-desecrated by hordes of angry mobs.
(not sure how to work free healthcare into this)

Women jokes

Ziggy Stardust wrote:RT: I like my men like I like my celery: coated in peanut butter
I like my women like I like my coffee beans: Columbian, and trapped in a bag

Sarcasmic wrote:I like my women like I like my historical figures: dead.
I like my men like I like my drinks: liquid.

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I like my women jokes like I like my men: funny.

Memes