I like my men/women like I like my... (PART 3)

I like my women like I like my dinosaurs, long gone.
(That's kinda sad)


Mops

I like my women like I like my mops; ready to clean up large messes we might do together.

Pudding

I like my women like I like my pudding: able to be eaten with a spoon.

Art.

I like my women like I like my art: incomprehensible and brilliant to my eyes only.

Grilled cheese.

I like my women like I like my grilled cheese, cheesy.

parents

I like my women like I like my parents: related to me.

Templars.

I like my men like I like my Templars: known only to a few. >.> <.<

Noms!

I like my men like I like my noms - cute, adorable and usually put with pictures of animals.

Horribly animated Anime

I like my women like I like my Horribly animated Anime, There is no reletion between the two.

OWN DOOM

I like my women the way I like my own doom. Messy and screaming.

Cameras

I like my women like I like my cameras: digital. (now I'm sad)

Headphones

I like my women like I like my headphones, electronic (this might turn out to be sad)

destroyed house

I like my women like I like my destroyed house; a strange but beautiful flame that lasts a long time and is likely to get the cops after me, but usually through my own fault.

Segfaults

I like my women like I like my Segfaults, I have no idea what they look like (NOW THIS is sad)

hired hitman

I like my women like I like my hired hitman, clean professional, and they leave no trace behind.


Unicorns

I like my men how i like my unicorns, horny.


fruit

I like my woman like I like my unicorns - Pure and horny. (C wat I did thar?)
Auurrg I was beaten to it!

I like my woman like I like fruit - Soft, sweet and juicy.

Dragons

I like my women like I like my Thanksgiving Fruit... Confusing and sticky

I like my women like I like my dragons... Cold blooded and fiery.


Golf

i like my men like i like golf, long and with a small group.


doorknob

I like my men like I like my doorknob - easy to grasp and functions without issue.

Ninjas

Hey now, I resemble this next one...[]

I like my women like I like my ninjas: Japanese, sneaky, and piloting a spaceship.


Beecats

I like my women like I like my Beecats: unique enough to suit my tastes, but commonplace enough to find replacement parts without issue.

Holidays

I like my women like I like my holidays; drunk and rowdy (not really)

Really long texts that the next poster will have to copy and paste because they want to spare themselves the trouble of typing everything down.

I like my women like I like my rally long txts that the next poster will have to copy and paste because they want to spare themselves the trouble of typing everything down, they take up too little of my boredom time (I did not copy and paste either!)

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