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26Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:42 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Well, THAT'S logical.

27Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:00 am

Packie

Packie

... I have heard of that as well, tough a slightly worse version if I remember correctly
(think other bodily excretions)

28Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

>Meets girl.

>Chats up girl

>Girl send him sexy pictures of herself

>Asks her who took them>

She replies, "MAH BOYFRIEND"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

29Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu May 10, 2012 11:16 am

Samiam

Samiam

Ziggy Stardust wrote:D:
We were watching Lion King and a dude in my class told me about the 'Simba'.
You have sex with a girl, pull out and come into your hand, and then you smear it on her forehead and say thoughtfully, "Simba."


30Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue May 15, 2012 6:54 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

Prepare for ear rape and general WTF 30 seconds in

NSFW



31Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 5:05 am

AJ

AJ

Tehe, page 69.

https://facebook.com/AJKemp

32Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 12:51 pm

Samiam

Samiam

AJ wrote:Tehe, page 69.


O my teehee!

33Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 1:14 pm

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

hurr hurr, 69, hurr hurr =D

34Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 2:08 pm

Taiju

Taiju

*random 69 joke*

35Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 3:40 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

36Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 3:50 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

LOLOLOL 69 AMIRITE

37Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 4:17 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Semicolon, joining in on the 69.
Red leader, standing by.

38Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 5:15 pm

Samiam

Samiam

69 is quite nice but i get my kicks on page 66

39Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 5:33 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Samiam wrote:69 is quite nice but i get my kicks on page 66

[On page 66]

Dewmann wrote:Jonny, when you achieve orgasm, what exactly is it that shoots out of your cannons?

Is it this quote that you get your kicks from? I bet it is. It's totally this quote.

Spoiler:

40Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 5:39 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

Isn't 66ing having sex with someone who looks exactly liek you?
Michael Swaim called it that, as well as other names, like mirrorbation, the clone bone, and dopplegangbang.

41Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 5:52 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

I thought a 66 was anal sex.

42Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed May 16, 2012 6:32 pm

Samiam

Samiam

43Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:19 pm

AwesomeMedic

AwesomeMedic

44Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:28 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

The red tube one is eerie.

45Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:10 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

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46Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:54 am

Taiju

Taiju

Rare ♥ wrote:Adult Thread - Page 2 Inappropriate-headline-19


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47Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:56 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

That reminds me of that book where the porn star is driving around in his car, drunk, and then he crashes and the car catches on fire and his body burns up and he's covered in scars and he loses his penis and then he tries to kill himself after watching some of his old porn films but some stuff happens and in the end he falls in love with a gross lady who makes sculptures or something.

Good book; wish I could remember what it was called.

48Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:06 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

Guys, don't make me remember "A Serbian Film." The last thing I need to picture in my mind is a baby getting snuggled kittens with.

49Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:13 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

I think I watched that once with friends but a lot of other stuff was happening at the same time so I don't think I saw that scene.

I remember reading something like that in a comic somewhere, though. Convent of Hell, I think. It was in a nunnery and then the devil Beelzebub came out of nowhere a portal to the realm of the Old Gods and all the nuns turned into whores and God sends down a cherub and then the queen nun like, does something awful sucks its "life-force" after taking away its innocence by giving it a blowjob.

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Found a copy on my harddrive, edited to correct.

50Adult Thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:09 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

So, my mom has apparently heard that some people are trying to lower the consenting age from 18 to 12.

Someone please tell me that's full of shit. Please.

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