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someguy3657 · **101** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:27 pm

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semi★kolon wrote:I invented a move a while ago; it's called "The Snow White"

You start off with consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position and right when she's close to cumming you stop and pin her down and shout out "oh shit, it's the Seven Dwarves" and then a bunch of your friends come in and beat the shit out of her.

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Top Hat Zebra · **102** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:50 pm

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Actualy, Dewmann, Im pretty sure a few of those are pretty common.....

D-Munny · **103** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:28 pm

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As long as the mustard dispenser is not common, I can go to sleep at night without crying uncontrollably.

Top Hat Zebra · **104** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:29 pm

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You know, the churning butter one isn't really that bad.

D-Munny · **105** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:32 pm

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Well yeah, but try suggesting giving your girlfriend a hot lunch, pasadena mudslide, or Nicaraguan crab sandwich.

SQUIGGLES · **106** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:41 pm

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Semicolon signing up for the dirty sex conversation.

I don't think you'd go for hardcore coprophilia right away. You'd have to build it up with, like
"let's have sex on the toilet, baby, yeah" and then
"let's have sex while you go to the toilet, baby, yeah" and then
"shit on my stomach, baby, yeah" and THEN
"shit in my mouth, baby, yeah"

Gorgro · **107** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:50 pm

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I imagine it must be even harder to find someone who's just as in to that as you are without a creepy craigslist ad. How would you even bring that up?

"Hey baby, don't you hate it when you're in the middle of sex and you suddenly need to pee? Well..."

Constipation must be like erectile dysfunction to these people. "I swear this never happened to me before!"

Hollyღ · **108** Re: Adult Thread Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:43 pm

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Gorgro you are like the stand up comedian of obscure sexual acts

SQUIGGLES · **109** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:03 am

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Gorgro Seinfeld

"Have you heard about this new thing going around? 'The Clap'? I don't know why people are clapping about it; it should be called 'the Ooze'."

Samiam · **110** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:47 am

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At some point you think some of these were made up on the spot due to some bar bet

Gorgro · **111** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:50 am

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Rare ♥ wrote:Gorgro you are like the stand up comedian of obscure sexual acts

It's good to have something to fall back on in case this whole programming thing doesn't work out.

D-Munny · **112** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:32 am

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Fun fact: If you take a woman's stank stream and put it in a toilet along with a man's paternal coolwhip, and then stir it around with his Betty Crocker fuckmuscle before closing the lid, then three days later a fucking baby will crawl out.

someguy3657 · **113** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:37 am

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I have to remember never to go on this thread again

Jonny · **114** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:50 am

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Yeah, even I'm getting creeped out and I'm as open-minded as they come.

Travelcube · **115** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:21 am

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I, for one, think this is amazing and should continue.

Hollyღ · **116** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:26 am

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I'm going to have to condemn the thread if this continues

Gorgro · **117** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:32 am

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I think I've found the reason why inanimate objects keep screaming obscenities at Dewmann.

D-Munny · **118** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:42 am

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My mind is filled with so much tasteless humor that Trey Parker and Matt Stone vomited after I todl them a joke.

And I owe most of it to these videos.

NSFWtacular.

Spoiler:

AwesomeMedic · **119** Re: Adult Thread Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:35 pm

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This thread is raeptacular

Hollyღ · **120** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:05 am

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Dewmann wrote:My mind is filled with so much tasteless humor that Trey Parker and Matt Stone vomited after I todl them a joke.

And I owe most of it to these videos.

NSFWtacular.

Spoiler:

I....I don't know why I watched all of these.

D-Munny · **121** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:47 am

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You were nignorant before.

Now you are properly educated.

Hollyღ · **122** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:12 am

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Of all the motherfuckers I know, you the motherfuckiest.

someguy3657 · **123** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:15 am

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Bitches be trippin if ya'll think I'll watch those punk ass vids

...am I cool and hip yet?

D-Munny · **124** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:18 am

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Nope Charles, you're still suffering from TCB.

Typical Cracker Behavior.

someguy3657 · **125** Re: Adult Thread Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:23 am

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