The Non-Offensive Insults Thread.

Oh, uh, well...

Thanks. *Blushes*

[Pops in thread] Do I see Charles x Zebra parings now? ;D

"Now"?

I thought me and Chuckles already did it.

Speaking of pairings, I think this might be a good time to mention the many many roleplay fanfics I've written pairing Charles x Rare, Dewmann x Rare, Dewmann x Charles, and so on.

Nothing wrong can come out of those pairings.

I would like to read these fan-"Fics".

Meh, they're not that special. They're mostly the ravings and fantasies of a hormonal sexually frusturated teenager whose preference is up for intense debate.

Why does no-one ever xSemicolon?

It's okay, man.
I know that feel.

I tried writing stuff like that, but it's difficult to write romance with punctuation marks. They usually end things too quickly (HEYO!)

*High ones Dewmann*



*Curses his lack of fingers.*

SEMICOLON wrote:Why does no-one ever xSemicolon?

and also



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Loving it, JT.

Do I have your permission?

no. []

Oh. Back to Major Glory then, I guess.

You don't have my permission for that either. []

YOU ARENT THE BOSS OF ME

YOURE NOT MY FATHER

As far as you know...Obi-Wan never told you about your father, did he? []

He told me enough!

He told me you killed him!

I can see where this is going...

SEMICOLON wrote:He told me enough!

He told me you killed him!

He wasn't supposed to tell anyone that!

I mean, uh...

No...I AM YOUR FATHER! []

That was not the climax I was looking for.

Move along...[]

NO! JT WAS THE SARRAGUTE!
I've said too much...

The what? Are you trying to say "surrogate"? Is that what you wanted to say? Well you did such a nice job of it, young man. I'm proud of your efforts to communicate. []