The Non-Offensive Insults Thread.

At least someone on this forum is thinking!

GODS!

Can it use Water Gun? []

Water Gun is closely regulated by the Squirtle Squad since 1995.

Well we all see how super-effective those regulations are...now only the criminals have it. []

Also remember, if the child is Shell-backed that doesn't automatically make it turtle related. It could be armadillo.

Which would be so much more badass.

In any case, it had better be trained as a ninja by the time it is teenaged. []

BTW, I love your cloak, Rare. It really hides all that excess fat.

Thanks, and I'm sure the plastic surgery to improve your face will be successful :3

Well, you don't need any surgeons for that greasy mug face of yours!

I thought these were supposed to be non-offensive!


Gods, you guys are so terrible at not offending people!

Your monocle isn't as silly as I thought it would be.

Your tounge is far bluer than most.

I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BLUE POPSICLES

OH YEAH I FORGOT SORRY

You have a fine memory, sharp as butter, and with a complexion to match. []

You've got a quite a look going on there! You'd be a hit in the radio industry.

I WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OF THE BLUE POPSICLE.

Also, JT your current lifestyle is one that is comfortable and convenient, but you're not yet watching the monkeys roll in.

I like all those bright shirts you wear, Rare.

The only time a rainbow's ever covered up a pot...

(Maybe we should rename this the sly insult thread...)

That would require sly insults to be said.

Well none of them are very non-offensive...

Your hair smells funny.

(See?)

You...YOU SAID I SMELLED NICE. *Runs off crying*

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIR!

HEYOOO
When you were born they broke the mould. They must've figured you were still in it.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Whoa, hey, nice ecology-conscious water bottle! And your shoes are really cute, too. Almost makes it worth the child labor.

You have Down Syndrome so bad, you must have Up, Left, and Right Syndrome too.

Zebra, that mustache and goatee look great on you. They really give you that ''crazy chaos making guy'' look