Random Thoughts v6.0

Bowen. You know I don't sleep, right.

I never sleep.

Always awake.

Watching.


Waiting

Occasionally snacking.

Well, damn.
I mean, that's fine. Seeing as nothing's happening at all. That would be a silly thing to suggest. A silly person would suggest that. A cool headed, calm, reasonable person who never lies or says ANYTHING odd, like myself wouldn't suggest that. Why would you think that? That is a very silly thing indeed.

Silly indeed. One might even go so far as to call it foolish. Foolhardy.


Fatal, even.

I mean, can you even IMAGINE what I would do to someone I fought tresspassing!??!?! Hahahahsh!!! It would be soooooooo wonderful.

For me.

HAPPY MARDI GRAS, EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

SKINNING A LAMPREY IS INTERESTING

....... what?

http://ow.ly/9cKqU

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Top Hat Zebra wrote:....... what?

She was out skinning lampreys obviously

A cursory search says that a lamprey is a type of jawless fish.

Cracked describes them as "condoms with teeth"

With that in mind, open this spoiler, I dare you, I effin dare you.

Spoiler:

WTF are those things?!?!

condoms with teeth lampreys.

Still not as bad as the goblin shark.

Spoiler:

Yeah. That exists.

I hate the sea.

Not as much as me.

Ziggy Stardust wrote:I hate the sea.

But why Do you talk like a pirate?

Dewmann wrote:Cracked describes them as "condoms with teeth"

With that in mind, open this spoiler, I dare you, I effin dare you.

Spoiler:

i suppose you need context?
well ok then XD.
in my "comparative anatomy of vertebrates" we are studying muscles, in order to see muscles we have to skin the animals we are going to later dissect.
we've done:
rat, turtle, shark, perch, frog and now lamprey.
we had to dissect a lamprey because it has a very primitive cartilaginous spine so its the most primitive vertebrate.
interesting fact: skarks are RLY hard to skin. but withh rats the skin practically falls off if u do it right.

So, I'm going to be performing in a parade next week. My theater group are acting out a mock wedding for it. Whilst moving.
Again, I was cast by popular demand. Without my knowledge.
I'm going to be a priest, it seems.
My only problem is having to walk backwards for the part. I don't trust the road/people to not trip me up.

I wonder how they will get hold of one, nevermind train you to drive it backwards...

Tacoline wrote:

Dewmann wrote:Cracked describes them as "condoms with teeth"

With that in mind, open this spoiler, I dare you, I effin dare you.

Spoiler:

i suppose you need context?
well ok then XD.
in my "comparative anatomy of vertebrates" we are studying muscles, in order to see muscles we have to skin the animals we are going to later dissect.
we've done:
rat, turtle, shark, perch, frog and now lamprey.
we had to dissect a lamprey because it has a very primitive cartilaginous spine so its the most primitive vertebrate.
interesting fact: skarks are RLY hard to skin. but withh rats the skin practically falls off if u do it right.

How long until you have to skin people?

About thirty.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:I wonder how they will get hold of one, nevermind train you to drive it backwards...

gimme that tank........now....gimme.....GIMME!!! NOW!!!! I WANT THOSE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a tank. It's a self-propelled 105MM Howitzer on a tank chassis.



It's beautiful, ain't it?

Samiam wrote:

Tacoline wrote:

Dewmann wrote:Cracked describes them as "condoms with teeth"

With that in mind, open this spoiler, I dare you, I effin dare you.

Spoiler:

i suppose you need context?
well ok then XD.
in my "comparative anatomy of vertebrates" we are studying muscles, in order to see muscles we have to skin the animals we are going to later dissect.
we've done:
rat, turtle, shark, perch, frog and now lamprey.
we had to dissect a lamprey because it has a very primitive cartilaginous spine so its the most primitive vertebrate.
interesting fact: skarks are RLY hard to skin. but withh rats the skin practically falls off if u do it right.

How long until you have to skin people?

what do you mean, "how long"

RT: I miss the good days of cartoons, where you could say things like this.