Posts : 3434 Join date : 2010-06-08 Age : 27 Location : The TARDIS!
Character sheet Alignment: Lawful Crazy Race: Pony - Unicorn
JT_the_Ninja wrote:Oh, you guys....[]
I hope you'll never get assulted by flies! Now that was a terrible joke I'll have to admit, (RT: You know, the fourm is so inactive during the day, yet when I come home from school, there are new posts in at least 5 threads.)
Posts : 4771 Join date : 2011-11-20 Location : Everywhere... but nowhere.
Character sheet Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Race: Magical Creature
I agree, but my dad is old, and he's also from the South.
He's picked up on some rather..... Queer-beating habits.
(Im exaggerating, of course, but still.)
Also, GOOD IDEA WITH THE CUTIE MARK THING! I was just planning on getting something with "20% cooler" on it, but that would work too. If I could find one on this GODS FORSAKEN, BACKWARDS-ASS ISLAND.
Posts : 3497 Join date : 2010-06-08 Age : 34 Location : NOT HERE
Character sheet Alignment: Lawful Crazy Race: Robot
lol, not scary guys, you'll get the reference real quick.
Spoiler:
Item #: SCP-K9-J-EX
Object Class: Keter Solved
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-K9-J has been abandoned, due to hauntings. Its property value is expected to drop significantly, making it a steal for anyone who is willing to buy it in spite of the hauntings.
Description: SCP-K9-J is a large, Victorian household filled with several squeaky floorboards, cobwebs, and a kitchen that is always stocked with food. SCP-K9-J was originally built by an old Scottish lord who died ~50 years ago, stating on his deathbed that he would seek vengeance upon any person who dared to disturb his manor.
SCP-K9-J-1 appears in SCP-K9-J upon investigation of the household. SCP-K9-J-1 frightens off any and all potential customers of SCP-K9-J. Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP-K9-J-2 is a hallway within SCP-K9-J that has a non-euclidean geometry. When rock or pop music is played and SCP-K9-J-1 pursues (a) subject(s) into SCP-K9-J-2, any doorway entered into in SCP-K9-J-2 will lead out another doorway within SCP-K9-J-2. Subject(s) may find themselves running alone, with each other, or with SCP-K9-J-1. This effect persists until any or all parties trip or attack one another.
Addendum K9-J-A: Wow, what a shame. I'll buy this and take it off your guys's hands! - Dr. Jenkins
Addendum K9-J-B: Incidents involving SCP-K9-J:
Incident K9-J-A: Renovation workers were renovating what is now SCP-K9-J. They were then attacked by SCP-K9-J-1. No casualties were reported, however worker equipment was destroyed and victims were purportedly "spooked".
Incident K9-J-B: Mobile Task Force Mu 4 sent into SCP-K9-J to investigate.
Incident K9-J-C: After "splitting up", Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 were engorging themselves upon the food discovered in SCP-K9-J's kitchen. They were then attacked by SCP-K9-J-1, which chased them throughout SCP-K9-J. The agents successfully tricked SCP-K9-J by "like, convincing it that we were make-up artists, man. We spun it around a bunch of times and it was, like, dizzy, man. We still gave it a make over, though. Ehehehehe." Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 were able to rendezvous with the rest of the MTF following this distraction.
Jinkies! - Agent Mu 4-3
Incident K9-J-D: Agent Mu 4-1 was able to convince Agents Mu 4-4 and 4-5 to act as "bait" utilizing [REDACTED]. Agent Mu 4-1 reportedly had to give them two [REDACTED] each. Disciplinary evaluation of Agents Mu 4-4 and 4-5 is underway.
Incident K9-J-F: Agent Mu 4-3 loses her glasses. She can't see without her glasses.
Incident K9-J-G: Agent Mu 4-2 fights off SCP-K9-J-1 using previously unexpected skill. Although the use of Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 as bait was not successful, SCP-K9-1 was contained by MTF Mu 4 after it became stuck under a fallen bookshelf.
I knew it wasn't a ghost ever since I saw those accounting reports about the house pricing. This ghoul is actually… - Agent Mu 4-3
Dr. Jenkins!? - Agents Mu 4-1, 4-2, and 4-4
Oooh, I was just about to get this house for rock bottom prices. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Mobile Task Force Mu-4 "Meddling Kids"! - Dr. Jenkins
Incident K9-J-H: A second instance of SCP-K9-J-1 was reported following Incident K9-J-G, but this was soon revealed to be Agent Mu 4-5 wearing a bed sheet.
Posts : 1522 Join date : 2010-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Australia
Character sheet Alignment: Neutral Evil Race: Magical Creature
Us? Oh.. We're....Busy. Yup. We're busy all right. We all coincidentally had things to do at the same time. You should probably just, uh, go to sleep, leaving the doors unlocked. Ignore any noises, we heard there were...Big rats, nearby your house. Not people at ALL.