Favourite Quotes

"Far down in the rock, the segments of uranium began to rush together, seeking the union they could never achieve. And the Island rose to meet the dawn." - Childhood's end

Probably the most poetic way I've ever seen someone describe an atomic explosion.

Quotes I like

“Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.” - Peter De Vries

“There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave.” - Louis Kronenberger

“The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.” - Kin Hubbard

“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” - Moss Hart

“Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.” - Chuck Palahniuk (I really like Palahniuk)

“People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.” - Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” - Douglas Adams

"Canada, a country covered with snows and ices eight months of the year, inhabited by barbarians, bears and beavers." - Voltaire

True.

they forgot the moose

"I like to imagine that when they advertise for actors in a scat porn film, there’s always one or two classical Jazz musicians that show up.

And there’s a hilariously tragic misunderstanding.

'Scoobie-dabba-dap-dap-da-OH WHAT THE FUCK NO NO NO' "

"Stef, you are the whitess nigga I know in the ghetto."

-My black friend.

me during the last session of world of darkness during an intense moment: "a ghetto tumbleweed rolls by dramatically"
player: "what's a ghetto tumbleweed?"
me: "a plastic bag."
laughs all around XD

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