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Captain Halo wrote:2000 POSTS, I AM ON MY WAY TO STARDOM



It all began on a rainy Sunday; I woke up refreshed and handsome and went to look out the window. It was then that I noticed that the curtains were closed. I decided not to open the curtains. After opening the curtains I realised it was not actually raining.

And that was how I found out I was allergic to shellfish.

Gorgro wrote:I usually set out with the plan of using diplomacy a lot and such, but fixing things with violence and stabbing is always just so much easier.

JT_the_Ninja wrote:All of a sudden, Ms. Pac-man bursts in! Pakku pakku pakku....[]

Top Hat Cube wrote:The main body is a long, hard cylinder.

Lady Stardust wrote:Hey, I just thought I'd pop in to say that at 16 years old it remains my goal in life to be Edward from Cowboy Bebop.

Lady Stardust wrote:Mountain Goats makes me happy ;D

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Articulated, huh? Yeah, I see that articulation. That's some excellent articulation there...[]

Samiam wrote:So am I not the only person that doesn't seem to bothered that we have discussions on anal sex in one thread and then My little pony in another?

Samiam wrote:TTBM:

GETTING MY COOKIES STOLEN!

Samiam wrote:2 fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

Gorgro wrote:Now I've seen some bad things on the internet, but this is possibly the most terrible thing anyone has ever made in the history of anything. You monsters.

Captain Halo wrote:Her vagina was moist. The inside was very ergonomic. It was like an eight-seater family sedan.

"You have very pungent juices."

"Thank you, I do try."

Bowen wrote:backwards African witchlord

Samiam wrote:I think we should change the forum colors to cotton candy pink and lemon yellow

Cat.exe wrote:

Samiam wrote:I think we should change the forum colors to cotton candy pink and lemon yellow

Gorgro wrote:I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE

SEMICOLON CAPS LOCK RAGE

Gorgro wrote:Careful though, too many chromosomes can really get you down.

Gorgro wrote:SEMI GET ON MINECRAFT

THE HOOKERS ARE BACK

Gorgro wrote:My security footage shows the things that really gave him away were 'using big words' and 'not walking in to things'.

Dewmann wrote:Without getting too graphic here, my colon is being a total fucking jerk and I am running out of water and fiber.

Dewmann wrote:If he wants homo, then he gets homo.

Dewmann wrote:

Jonny wrote:food as Spiderman

Dewmann wrote:

semicaptain wrote:I will play the game on super-hardcore difficulty if it means that Swordkill McSwordfuck will end up getting a peck on the cheek from Princess Bustybreasts.

But alas! Swordkill McSwordfuck is asexual, as he has no penis; only another sword.

Dewmann wrote:"Zebra...?" I asked, tremulously. "May...may I touch your boner?"

Dewmann wrote:

semicolon wrote:niggaz

Dammit Semi! You need a Blackness Clearance of at least L-3 before you can put a "z" at the end of it! This is gonna mean a hell of a lot of paperwork.

Bowen wrote:Look, in the shipping war, I am neutral.

Bowen wrote:Fuck.

Bowen wrote:Apparently, I'm a Nazi.

Bowen wrote:Remember, I got called a Nazi

Bowen wrote:Rarijack is best Applejack ship.
Rainbow is best shipped with watermelons, sinks and shipping. As in, being put in a box and shipped somewhere.

Bowen wrote:See, I am a civilised pony talking with civilised, standard, black, easy to read text.
I am a shining example to all.

Bowen wrote:

Jonny wrote:What is this "Bing" you speak of?

Dunno.
Tried to Google it, but the screen just started laughing.

Bowen wrote:balls in Fallout. Especially if you gamble.

Bowen wrote:........
I'm not having weird role-playing Facebook sex with you.
I'm sorry.

Bowen wrote:Yay!
Does this mean people will finally respect me?
P-please? Just a little bit?
Oh god, the eternal shame that is being Bowen....

Bowen wrote:I post wherever. I don't give a fuck. Everyone loves a badass.

Bowen wrote:I would like to nominate Semi for Top Treehouse Author of the Century.

Bowen wrote:It's his new signature-y thing.
He doesn't actually edit that many times.
That right Semi, the jig is up. Already.

Jonny wrote:Oh God the bedroom eyes are spreading

Jonny wrote:I am so confused right now.

Jonny wrote:Oh yeah, rub that pollen on your abdomen! Oh, baby!

Jonny wrote:If fish are involved something has gone horribly wrong.

Jonny wrote:DAMNIT SARCASMIC YOU ARE A CUBE

YOUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN

Jonny wrote:Penalty! Five minutes in the Lame Reference corner.

Jonny wrote:I give my consent to be used in any and all slash fics and sexytimes.

Jonny wrote:This forum has turned into a depraved sex den. I approve.

Jonny wrote:Do me! Do me!

Also, pull up some of my quotes.

Test subject #3657 wrote:NOT MY FAULT IF THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA THINK A CANADIAN COULD DO A BETTER JOB RULING EVERYTHING

DEALWITHIT.JPEG

Test subject #3657 wrote:Stef, if you want to read a story of you and Dewmann having sex, just say "I consent"

Test subject #3657 wrote:Hhey guys, do my hats need more hats?

Test subject #3657 wrote:OH GOD STOP GIVING ME MENTAL IMAGES OF ZEBRA ON TOP OF JONNY

OR JONNY ON TOP OF ZEBRA

IS JONNY DOM OR SUB I HAVE NO IDEA

Test subject #3657 wrote:Can Rare jump
On a wall?
No she can't
She's too fat
Look out, it is a ninja cat...

Test subject #3657 wrote:RT: Rare is the master of unlocking.

UNLOCKING HER LEGS TO EVERYONE SHE MEETS

OHHHH

Top Hat Cube wrote:I CAN FLAIL IF I WANT TO

I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND

CAUSE MY FRIENDS DONT FLAIL

AND IF THEY DONT FLAIL

THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:TITS

Top Hat Cube wrote:DAE CIRCLEJERK AMA

Top Hat Cube wrote:Semi and I started doing mail as a joke when Rare had secret mail with Somegus going on. It was just us sending back and forth the word "TITS" for about 20 messages. Since then it has become a beautiful romance.

Top Hat Cube wrote:8============8 oh god what

Top Hat Cube wrote:CUBES ARE MUCH LIKE PUFFER FISH IN THAT WHEN THEY ARE THREATENED BY PREDATORS, THEY CAN BALLOON UP TO THREE TIMES THEIR SIZE, NOT COUNTING THE NUMEROUS SHARP SPIKES THAT UNFURL WHEN IT INFLATES. IN ADDITION, SOME SPECIES HAVE EVOLVED A SPEAR THAT WILL SHANK A BITCH SHOULD IT HAVE TO.

Top Hat Cube wrote:Just ask Semi! A thousand posts and he still hasn't said one thing that matters.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Ooh, I so love sarcastic threads.

Cat.exe wrote:Semi, Applejack is not a location

Top Hat Cube wrote:It is not because you are better than him in every way. No sir-ee.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:No, of course not! Semi is a valuable, respected member of our commun- PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Smei.

Bowen wrote:AWW MAN, I'M RESPECTED!
Respect is kinda like currency, right? Like, I could go into a shop and state that I have a certain amount of respect and people will give me free things, depending on my level of respect?