Favourite Quotes

"You died! Not only that, but you died and were erased from time!"

"Yes, I know. I was there."

"So how did you get here?"

"I don't know, its a bit fuzzy."

"How can that be fuzzy?"

"Well, I was alive, then I died, and then I was a Roman. Its all very distracting."

-Rory and the Doctor. Rory died, by the way.

Heb heh heh, Rory the Roman...

Rory the Kenny, more like.

"Aw, damnit, I'm gonna get mud on my white suit".

"Your blood-splattered, brain-encrusted white suit?"

"Brains come out. Swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that".

--Left 4 Dead 2

They shall be my finest warriors,
these men who give of themselves to me.
Like clay I shall mould them,
and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them
and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease,
no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines
so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines
and they shall know no fear.

- The Emperor

See? That's why I'm with the Empire, not those silly Rebels! If Star Wars was realistic, the Empire would had won over those untrained and undersupplied disidents!
Imperal and proud!

Wrong emperor, this is the one you want:

That dude's hands are bigger than his head!

The song "Iron Man" from Black Sabbath comes to mind

Aww shit, did you just go all Warhammer 40K up in here?

I reckon I just did.

EVERY TIME I GO WARHAMMER EVERYONE IGNORES ME

I POSTED THAT IMAGE IN MY FIRST WEEK

SEMICOLON ALWAYS GETS THE SHORT STICK

I THINK
IT IS TIME
TO ACTIVATE

I've posted that image even before you were a member. Warhammer does have the best quotes though.

"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt"
- Blood Raven Librarian

I reach into the depths of my soul and I draw forth your doom. By the power given unto me by the Emperor, I shall blast your body to ashes and sear your soul to nothing.
- Grand Master of Librarians

You carry the Emperor’s will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
- Space Marine

The Redeemer has some good lines. I think I've got all of it on my computer, somewhere...


FOR THE GREATER GOOD

"No, we don't practice roundhouse kicks as defense. We do them so we can learn how to respond to them if someone does it to you, but as actual self-defense? Would you punch someone in the foot? Sounds silly, doesn't it? So why would you kick someone in the face? Just punch them in the face, your hands are closer."

What martial art do you do again?

6 years doing taekwando and the only thing I learned was that, if my opponent stands still and dangles his arms in the air, I can win a street fight.

My black belt is the single most expensive and worthless thing in my house.

Kyukido. It's a mixture mainly of Hapkido, Taekwando, and Judo.

"Yoghurt is a type of cheese that's not trying hard enough" - Commander Vimes

"Time isn't a straight line, it's all bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons...but now and then there are Saturdays, big temporal tipping points where anything's possible. The Tardis can't resist them, like a moth to a flame. She loves a party, so I give her 1969 and NASA 'coz that's space in the Sixties...and Canton Everett Delaware III, and this is where she points me".

"Washington DC, APril 8th, 1969. Why haven't we landed?"

"Because that's not where we're going."

"Oh. Where are we going?"

"Home! Well, you two are, off you pop and make babies, and you, Doctor Song, back to prison. And me, I'm late for a bi-plane lesson in 1911. Or could be knitting. Knitting or bi-planing, one or the other."

Yeah, Doctor Who is pretty damn cool at times. The Doctor's Wife is on tomorrow: definitely my favourite episode of this season.

I should really start watching Dr. Who sometime

You mean you've never seen it? Start from the new Series 1 and work upwards. It's honestly pretty damn scary in places. Season 2's a bit rough, then Season 3 is good, then Season 4's naff and then Season 5 and Matt Smith and not bad overall.

Doctor Who is my favorite Sci-Fi show. I higly recomend it to anyone interested.

Gorgro wrote:Wrong emperor, this is the one you want:

This one is better.