Kill a wish game Nr. ?

((Jonny: You don't have to shave, only your mental rules make you. And possibly a workplace or something.))


This happens in your front room.

I wish for awesome to be made a moral and legal imperative.

((I do, 2me, if I don't want everyone to run away screaming))

((Very few people run away screaming when they see me. This way you only have to fight the non-cowardly enemies. Also, it's more of a paralysis style fear. But seriously, beards aren't so bad, especially if you keep them trimmed and/or shaped.))

Tuomey wrote:((Jonny: You don't have to shave, only your mental rules make you. And possibly a workplace or something.))

This happens in your front room.

I wish for awesome to be made a moral and legal imperative.

(I echo Jonny's wishes for never having to shave again - some places just weren't meant for a razor to be near them).

Awesome is now a moral, however, "kind" and "considerate" were tossed out the window.

I wish for some cotton candy. :3

It's actually Cotton without the candy concept! You just get Cotton, and when you bite into it, it feels quite unpleasant >:3

I wish my youthful shenanigans didn't get me in trouble.

You are now a polite young pokeman, however, you are also now incredibly boring!

I wish I had some delicious edible cotton candy >:3

It's edible, but it still tastes like cotton.


I wish for a Nebulon 5000. []

You get it as soon as the new all powerful Nebulon 5001 comes out.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

you lose the ability to wish for anything cool.

I wish colourless green ideas could sleep furiously. []

You realise colourless green ideas are impossible, and are constantly kept awake by the Invisible Pink Unicorn as a result.

I wish for a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This happens in your bedroom.

I wish for more awesome and less fail.

Someone else than you gets more awesome and less fail. You didnt say that YOU wanted it!

I wish for some skittles

A stranger takes you to something like duck-pin bowling. Only later do you realize it was skittles.

I wish I could save the world by bowling

You become the best cricket bowler in the world, just as the Vogons destroy earth...

I wish for a stapler that works, for crying out loud. []

It works, but it has no staples.

I wish I could do something exciting and fun today.

You meet the real batman in an alternate dimension and he lets you drive the batmobile. Unfortunately, no one believes you and they all think you're crazy.

I wish for a secret identity (that does not involve me driving a windowless van and passing out candy to kids or the like)

You have to eat the president's paperwork.

I wish for cool sunglasses.

They'd be really cool if they weren't broken.

I wish for a day where I'm all alone at home.

Competent criminals decide to rob your house, and they bring guns, not crowbars...Harry and Marv they ain't.

I wish for a bazooka that fires bazooka gum. []

It gunks up on the first shot and never works again.

I wish for people to stop trying to kill SCP-682.

They decide to kill you instead.

I wish for another wish.

You waste your other wish dropping rocks on yourself.

I wish for an infinite pasta box

They stop trying to kill it and kill it.

I wish for one of those pens with the magnetic base that makes the pen float. []

You get it, but there is no use for it other than to flot it and/or kill yourself with.

I wish that "Sir" Percival in Sonic and the Black Knight will stop A: being shuch fail and B: pretending to be 20 insted of 14.

They now are...in the Japanese version that you'll never play ever.

I wish that this thread was revived.