Kill a wish game Nr. ?

You can, but suddenly rock becomes illegal, and Styx isn't around to save humanity this time...no Kilroy...

I wish for tomorrow to be a frabjous day! []

After trying to spin your head round all the way you break your neck.

I wish Alice in Wonderland was actually a half-decent film.

It's half decently boring.

I wish I could make sense.

You make so much sense that no-on understands.
You begin to feel depressed but cannot get any help as no-one understands you massive amount of sense.




I wish for a cake.

Do I seriously have to say the famous Portal quote?

I wish for tasty cold Root Beer.

You open the can and discover it is literally filled with roots, and not nice roots.

I wish for socks to magically appear on my feet in the morning.

They are novelty singing socks which sing only at moments when it would be awkward for you if your socks started singing.
They can never be removed.

I wish for the worst thing ever to happen to me.

Everyone you ever loved is dead.


I wish I could control my bladder, so I don't need to go to the bathroom anymore

Upon realising you are living in The Sims 3 you slowly go mad.

I wish my ears weren't itchy (don't ask)

Your ears are fine, but the itchiness now spreads to the rest of your body, and you go MAD.

I wish I had a Space Baby

You somehow develop a fetus in your body. Since you are a dude, this can only go badly. they transport you to the ISS in an effort to relieve pain by birthing, rendering the baby a space baby. unfortunately these efforts were not adequate.

I wish for my eyes to adjust to my contact lenses

Your eyes adjust to your contact lenses, every day.
Unfortunately this takes 18 hours.

I wish for it to rain beer

The ecosystem is severely damaged, everywhere smells like some smutty bar, and it's not even a good quality beer. What were you thinking?!?!

I wish it would raindeer

Deers fall out of the sky, crashing into the ground in a bloody mess. When it's over you can't find a single place where the ground isn't covered in deer blood.

I wish I didn't have to do chores today.

You don't have to do chores because a rocketship crashed in your backyard after a beer-soaked deer fell into some sort of control system.
Then the rocketship ASPLODED, completely destroying your base, without even warning that someone had set you up the bomb.

I wish for more sunglasses.

You have more sunglasses, but a couples of deers stole them.

I wish I had more recent game consoles and games

You get them, but you are so bad in playing them, everyone refuses to play with you.

I wish my allergies were gone.

You lose all your current allergies, but now your entire body has an allergic reaction to air which causes every inch of your body to break out in pus filled boils.

I wish for.....ummmm......a piece of paper!

The paper suddenly flies towards your neck and gives you a massive paper cut. You grab your throat in pain when you realize that blood is draining fast from your body.

You die of blood loss 5 minutes later.


I wish I wasn't so dark with my wish killing.

You can never bring yourself to kill another wish or in fact do anything in case you horrible crush someone's wish.

I wish for delis not to run out of things I want before I get there.

They are always stocked, however they get backed up in orders and are unable to keep things fresh. Your orders are always fragment l3

I wish I was a little bit taller.

You grow so tall that your head crashes though the ceiling and you make a big hole in your roof. you are now 15'9.

I wish for a Klondike bar

Hang on, I need to google it and find out what a Klondike bar actually is.



You get a Milkybar instead.

I wish I never had to shave again.

(^^ Don't we all Jonny? :/)

Anyway! Facial Hair Fantasies aside, The Fantastic Four come to your house and you have to sit through a whole 3-hour Superhero lecture as to why it's important to shave.

I wish to have a party where everybody is invited! But not the people I dislike.

((I have to shave practically every two days, while my brother who is 18 mohnths older than me basically has no hair whatsoever.))

You have a party but it is Mario Party and is thus incredibly boring.

I wish for kittens!