Kill a wish game Nr. ?

It is no longer under attack because it is not worth attacking. Everyone in the outpost died of AIDS. your own medicine must taste foul, hmmm?

I wish for a banana.

It has a claw (see the pics thread) and it CLAWS YOU IN THE FACE.

I wish for sleep.

You sleep while driving. You crash and die.

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No one understands you.

I wish foryyyyyyyyyyyy it to thunderstorm.

YOU'VE BEEN......THUNDERSTRUCK!

I wish I could ride the lightning.

The lightning shocks you while riding it.

(btw Dewman, Dead Frontier is a ZOMBIE game, and no, it doesn't taste foul, I was waiting for that.)
I wish that people other than me from Daisy owl join Dead Frontier.

We all suck, so you kill us easily and get bored fast.

I wish for another wish.

Your another wish is to be AIDS infected.

(*facepalm* If I wanted to kill you on DF, I would let you level up to 6 or 7 before I PvP battle with you. I just want some people I know to be my companions.)

I wish that people understood the majesty of the Dead Frontier MMO.

They do, but they find it boring.

I wish I could stop you from taking over the world with your avatar.

you do it by destroying the world before Katls gets to it!

I wish I knew what I was hungry for

You know, but now all the stores are out of it...

I wish for a petrified dinosaur atom. []

The petrified dinosaur atom is used to create a new Jurassic Park. Stay out of the long grass!

I wish for some delicious cake which dosen't lie.

It doesn't lie...it implies.

I wish for some of Rare's cake! []

It's only implied you got some cake!

I wish for some time paradoxes.

The time paradoxes erase your existence completely.

I wish mosquitoes didnt exist. Stupid itchy leg -_-'

Instead the botflies get you.


I wish for a pet botfly.

It lives snuggly in your brain.

I wish I was a GOD.

You turn into a sentient Gathering of Developers.

I wish I was a messenger of death

You are the first guy to be killed by a advanced version of AIDS that is airborne and is highly contagious.
IT'S THE END OF MANKIND!
I wish that I could get my two revamps of two old stories through the d**** first parts.

THEY BOTH SUCK NOW. THANKS A LOT.

I WISH I COULD STOP ALL-CAPPING. IT'S KINDA ANNOYING

You do, but then you start to use lowercase only. The Grammar Police follow you on Segways day and night for the rest of your life. You lose 5hp every day from >9000hp. Compare that to Somegirl, who has >666000hp.

I wish for the cutesy squad to stop giving me makeovers every Sunday.

You manage to kill him, however it turns out you've developed a crippling disease that will destroy you slowly, and the only person who could have helped you was Someguy. You're life is then turned into a cheesy Soap Opera.

I wish the latest season of Lost was out. If it's already out, I wish to own it.

It's out of the closet.
All it is is all the guys getting it on.
Off camera and the rest of the time they are so embarrassed about this they walk around with so many clothes you can't tell who is who.


I wish for some things to be hurled at the sun

They get hurled into the sun, but you are not awake to witness it.

I wish the Government would put on a kickass light show.