Kill a wish game Nr. ?

Ragnarok comes back, but instead of us partaking on an epic adventure to stop him, he immediatley infests the planet with them.

I wish for a vaccine for the AIDS virus.

The vaccine give gonorrhea.

I wish for a new computer.

You get my crappy desktop. My dad buys me a new computer. Hey, thanks!

I wish that you couldn't grant this wish.

Wish Granted!!

I wish for PANCAKE!!!

ITS FAR TOO BIG TO EAT! YOU KILLED EVERYONE IN CANADA!

I WISH SOMEONE COULD FIX MY CAPS LOCK!

Nowitsfixed,butyoucan'tusecapsanymoreonanything

Iwishsomeonecouldfixmyspacebar.

Now your broken.

I wish for epic.

It turns out to be epic fail.

I wish that I would finish my

Done. You finish your life.

I wish to be a cat.

Granted:


...you are now called a furry wherever you go.

I wish for a cure to screaming skeletal ejections. []

One of that cure's side effects is screaming intestines ejections.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Now the fish is alive, and in Russia (In Russia, fish kills YOU)

I wish for I had a job that didn't suck and that paid well.

(Its in Soviet Russia)

someguy3657 wrote:Now the fish is alive, and in Russia (In Russia, fish kills YOU)

I wish for I had a job that didn't suck and that paid well.

That job was in a bomb squad, and one day you had to disarm a bomb and you mess up.
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I wish that I wasn't bored.

An axe murderer kills everyone you know. He then comes after you. Not so bored now, are you?

I wish my hat wasn't so heavy.

Your hat is converted to photons...it's now quite light.

I wish for hot chocolate to give to the poster below me. []

The hot chocolate is cold, but thanks anyways =D

I wish I could be more handsome looking

You are so handsome even bugs are attracted to you and you get a allergic reaction to them

I wish I had telekinesis and could control it.

It drives you mad due to unforeseen mental side-effects of using streams of telekineon particles.

I wish I had a chain chomp for my yard...[]

I stomp on the peg!

I wish my knitting was better.

Your knitting is better, but the end result is so awful you quit knitting forever.

I wish I could get rid of all of my problems.

You can, but only by giving up everything you own and all of your aspirations.

I wish for the back wall of my garden to vanish.

My loosed chain chomp barrels into your garden.

I wish for the ability to turn sugar I consume into energy blasts in infinite amounts without getting diabetes. []

These effect your ability to sleep, thus you never sleep again. Your sleep deprivation causes you to suffer hallucinations, which you cannot tell apart from reality. You end up bloodily ending the lives of all your loved ones in your fit of insanity, and die slowly in a cave. Also, you gain 4 pounds from the sugar.

I wish for this wish to be killed!

It gives you herpes.


I wish for chocolate.