Kill a wish game Nr. ?

You get arrested on the grounds of being a terrorist. The tank is taken away.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

You go to bed.

I wish the next post will be empty.

You still lose.

I wish banana harpy mustard galoshes sprocket barge corncob porcupine. []

All of those things then fall on you. They are heavy, especially the barge.

I wish to be THE CHOSEN ONE

You are the one chosen to be sacrificed to the false deity Htluchu.

I wish the next poster spoke only Spanish. []

TOO BAD!

I wish I had an xbox

You get this one



I wish for more skill points

You get one skill point. No more.

I wish I had Gorgro's wisdom booklet without him attacking me.

It's cursed and only he has the counter-curse.

I wish I had more lego

You start to play Roblox.

I wish I had time.

You have a box of time, when you open it it jumps into you, causing you to age by 800 years. You are deader than the renaissance.

I wish for this to be snarfgrbajjjkj.

gnkmkioih?

Lkhjkgi.

I have no idea what just happened. ¬_¬

I wish my essay would write it self.

It's absolutely terrible and off topic.

I wish my house was spotlessly clean

The house has been renovated (hey it is spotless and clean)

I wish for a small herbivorous dinaosaur that is friendly and can eat apples instead of old plants

It is a robot dinosaur and, while, friendly, eats Apple products exclusively.

I wish I had more ice cream in the house.

Your house is flooded with Ice cream and you get frozen solid.

I wish I had a loyal pet dragon that won't eat me

It eats the rest of the neighborhood. You're in deep shit.

I wish my sisters would stop annoying me so much.

you get another sister.

I wish for Pancake around waffle.

You get a giant Pancake around waffle which crushes you

I wish for a laser laser gun that works without harming me or jamming

it blow up.

I wish to be good in oral presentation.

You fail the written part.


I wish for command of a Constellation-class starship. []

You're the only one aboard; no pilot, no engineers, no cooks.
Have fun in your big giant metal tomb.



I wish for a spring.

It doesn't last, because winter is coming.

I wish for a Narnian painting. []

You get a painting of a wardrobe.

I wish I could control time at will without having any age problems or time problems.