Kill a wish game Nr. ?

"here" is your butt and the screen is 52 inches.

I wish for a better laptop.

You get one...it melts off certain of your anatomical features.

I wish I had 2me's knife to wield...[]

You do but you cut your hand off

I wish for a car

You didn't ask for one that works!

I wish I had a nice paying, danger free job.

t was incredibly boring

I wish I had a awesome working car

You do, but it is buried 60 feet underground.

I wish for owls.

Hoo?

I wish for bees!

You get wasp.


I wish for new glasses.

They're too weak for your eyes. You can't see shit.

I wish I didn't need glasses

That's because you are now blind.

I wish for a hat.

You get a cap.

I wish for rain.

Too much, you drown.

I wish to be happy for a long time.

You become delusional. Good news is that you're constantly happy now!

I wish I had the ability to enter and exit any video game world at will.

You get trapped inside the Grid and are forced to do light-cycle games for eternity...

I wish poutine was illegal. []

Poutine is now illegal. Thousands of poutine restaurants close down and many, many people lose their jobs. Fans of poutine will sell them on the black market and make some at home. This will lead to many arrests. All because you don't like a certain food, you will ruin some people's lives. Thanks.

I wish I could have a never ending, ice cold root beer bottle.

Your gut brusts.

I wish that Minecraft will work on my computer.

It works too well that you get sucked in and become part of the game and must fight for your life.

I wish the next post had a delicious 3 tier cake

Again, I tend not to share.

I wish I had better pronunciation

You finally learn to talk American.

I wish the chickens were purple. []

You get arrested for doing acid.

I wish for a space station to orbit pluto.

Disney sues.

I wish Eris was admitted as a planet but not Pluto. []

It ia, but then people try to come up with a new term for what was formerly labled planets and it takes them so long that they forget to eat.

I wish I could breath anywhere (even in space)

You can, but you are slain when you are mistaken for a demon after surviving too long underwater.

I wish I could gain more enjoyment out of studies and similar.

You can, but it makes you a nerd...no wait, more than that...it makes you this:





I wish a butterfly would change its mind about flapping its wings somewhere in the world. []

It ides because a bird got to it while it was on the ground.

I wish I had a working tank