Kill a wish game Nr. ?

This happens:



I wish for a safe and easy way to get to my university in all this snow

The safe and easy way costs $10 million.

I wish Home Alone 3 and 4 were never made. []

Home alone 3 and 4 where never made, instead several even more horrible squeals were made.

I wish for giant flameing balls of death to rain from the skys.

giant flaming balls of death rain from the sky, however they are called stars and they actually promote life on planets.

i wish i had xboxlv

Enjoy.

I wish I could be an artist!

You can be an artist.
Go on, paper, pencil, go.
No one said anything about getting paid.

I wish for beer that will not cause me to seizure.

It's non-alcoholic.

I wish for more snow!

someguy3657 wrote:

Enjoy.

I wish I could be an artist!

wow lol

Gorgro wrote:It's non-alcoholic.

I wish for more snow!

.............fuck.

It snows so much you cannot open your door or windows.
You are snowed in and you starve-freeze to death.


I wish for alcohol which will not cause me to seizure.

Some scientist discovers a chemical which replicates all positive effects of ethanol without any negative effects

Government bans it anyway.


I wish for the work I need to do for uni wasn't so damn boring

It now involves making detailed notes while being disemboweled by an enraged wolverine (the animal, not the mutant). Your paper must be 30 pages long and include ample citations. No deadline extensions are possible, and it will not be graded on the curve.

I wish for an order of onion rings. []

They are the worst onion rings you ever tasted. How original and witty I KNOW.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

You can speak ever language in the world but cannot speak or write the languages know by whoever you are trying to communicate with.

I wish for fish

It's a dorkfish.

I wish for more dilithium crystals. []

The hell? You get them. But they run out of battery power.

I wish allergies were non-existent!

Allergies don't exist because this is the middle goddamn ages and you are reacting like a demon when touched with the lord's work!
Burn her!

I wish for a pilot's license.

It's a license to pilot a rectal thermometer.

I wish for a 1:8 scale earwax statue of Darth Vader. []

Everyone kills you for being so weird.

I wish I could have an Absol that won't do anything that I don't tell it other then carry out life functions.

You inadvertantly tell it that it "Kills you." After it tells you a funny joke.

I wish I could tear holes in reality.

One of the holes is precisely where you are standing. You feel your body get torn apart molecule per molecule.

I wish all my problems could suddenly be solved.

They could, but only if you climb up a giant waterfall of lava.

I wish for more jokes.

A clown will kill you and laugh at you.

I wish for a G36E

It's so awsome your mugged for it. I think that's bad enough.

I wish to have an interesting dream that I know it's a dream, perfrably about a war.

It's about the My Little Pony Wars of 1975.

I wish for more Easter eggs.

The Eggs are given to you as a gift, and the giver will be horribly offended and upset if you do not eat them. However, they taste similar to the floor of a cowshed. With sick cows in it.

I wish for steak. Not from the aformentioned cows either.