Kill a wish game Nr. ?

Three words: mad cow disease.

I wish to replace my home computer with a brand new computer system that comes along with a fully working, brand new Emperor 200

It's attached to Spock's ship from the 2009 Star Trek movie, complete with a container of red matter...that you don't notice until you destabilize it. You have a "singular" experience.

I wish a highly successful television series was produced about our forum escapades, but with names changed to protect the forum from an influx of wannabes. []

It's horrible. Far worse than Jersey Shore.
Everyone just bones each other and there's drama about this all the time and everyone dies of AIDS.


I wish for a bike.

Apart from the AIDS part I'd totally watch that. For the drama.

¬_¬

It's a hoverbike, until you try to get on them and it's just being suspended by fishing wire. Also, there are no bike tyres.

I wish for Futurama Season 5 to come to the UK.

It's not translated to any language you understand! Arrg!

I wish for nothing.

You are in an empty, infinite void.

I wish for a pime taradox.

You are now your own grandfather?!

I wish for edible, non-cotton tasting perfectly normal cotton candy.

the stick it is on was stored in a septic tank

I wish that I knew enough math to never have trouble with it again during my study

You now know all the basic math of Primary school. Good luck with that big, tough final exam!

I wish my school projects could do themselves, that they were mine, that they would not be stolen or misplaced, and that they gave me A's.

Someone stole all your things and put them in the toilet..

I wish for Half-Life 3.

AwesomeMedic wrote:You get F.

No, that's impossible. I wished to get an A. Read my wish again.

done

You get A's that are so great, people see you as a genius, and you are put to work on advanced projects, barley having any time for sleep, let alone enjoying yourself.

And in Half-Life 3, the majority of gameplay is Gordon actually being a physicist rather than a badass.

I wish for my sister to stop screaming.

She stops screaming and starts scheming.
In six months you're kicked out.

I wish for efficiency to happen.

It happens in the effort to bring snakes to Ireland.

I wish Driscoll would bring back Daisy Owl. []

It sucks now. No, seriously, it utterly destroys everything you loved about DO.

I wish I could always feel fully energized and never have to sleep again.

Someone implants a tiny drug factory into your back.
Within a few days of feeling awesome you are dead.

I wish for more.

You get more horrible things.

I wish I could master the electric guitar

It is a guitar; it is electric; you master it...then Activision dumps the series....


I wish for several live chickens to be thrown down a dry well in the middle of the Sahara. []

They carried the world spirit. T_T

I wish for trollface emoticons.

o_o 't ain't natural! 't ain't right! []

You get a sword to the face.

I wish I was able to make better Starcraft maps and breifings, like in the range of what Blizzard does them(I think I know what's going to happen).

They are so good that Blizzard tracks you down and throws you in a freezer for the rest of your life. Obviously, the rest of your life consists of about an hour.

I wish that I didn't have all this work.

You never have any work again.
You are unemployed, you starve and die.

I wish for chocolate.

It is the chocolate that makes you poo every three seconds for the rest of your life...

I wish for dinosaur atoms....[]