Kill a wish game Nr. ?

They explode for antimatter does that.

I wish for my astigmatism to go away.

You get gonorrhea.

I wish I had a Unicorn.

It uses horn attack, causing you to faint. And giving you herpes.

I wish for world peace.

You get the following:


I wish the next poster's brain was replaced by nutella. []

The difference is negligeble.

I wish the next person couldn't read this wish.

2me, you forgot to post your wish. Now I can't continue the thread!

It's okay, I will take the bullet for him! Go on...without me.....

I wish I could see the light.

You were blinded by the light, and then you couldn't understand the rest of the lyrics.

I wish I understood the rest of those lyrics. []

You understand the lyrics, but end up forgetting about them.

I wish I was invincible.

You were invincible but it wore off.

I wish Dr Pepper was more common.

the worlds supply of Dr Pepper is now contaminated with a total of 4 kg of botulinum toxin

I wish I could come up with an good wish

You do, and all other experiences pale in comparison.

I wish the irritation on my finger would go away.

It moves to your eye.

I wish I was invisible (not invincible)

You get hit by a truck five minutes in, after you forget your invisibilty and try to cross a road.

I wish I could people could hear me over the sound of how awesome I am.

They do, but you sound so silly it takes away from your awesomeness entirely.

I wish I had gills and lungs.

You're now choking for air under and over water.

I wish I could teleport to areas at will without any harmful consequences to me or anyone else.

You do but eventually everyone in the world is taking photographs of you (all the time).

I wish I had a saber

You do, but it's the fencing version, and a very cheap one at that.
You try to use it to defend yourself from a man with a knife, dying a poor death just barely stinging your opponent on the ear a little.


I wish I had more coding skills.

You have to take a long class to get the skills, but you forget them right after leaving the school for coding.
(I wanted the fencing kind and I didn't care about the price because I know how to use it)

I wish the next poster had delicious pie

I don't like to share.

I wish was never tired and never needed sleep.

You are then hit by a bus. To add insult to injury, it was because the driver was asleep at the wheel.

I wish for WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

No one knows what a WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB is so it is not for you

I wish I knew what it was

It's dubstep represented phonetically.
You are mildly disappointed that it is not more interesting.

I wish for first edition runs of all the books I like.

There is a run on all first edition books that you like; you can't get any of them...

I wish the next poster had explosive diarrhœa to which I'm immune. []

I have the immunity and you have the explosive diarrhea.

I wish that I could have a plasma flatscreen in here.