Kill a wish game Nr. ?

It's 100% free of sugar. And taste.

I wish I can make it to Rare's wedding =D

It's a trap and you get beaten to death with your own sunglasses.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

You aren't, but you get herpes.

I wish I could make myself believe that Planet Earth turns slowly...[]

You can, but you go insane as you are using a different timescale to everything and everyone else but you don't know why it's so different!

I wish I had super-fast, reliable internet connection.

It gives you cyber-herpes.

I wish chocolate didn't melt so easily.

It gives you herpes

I wish I don't get herpes

You get AIDS

I wish for blank space

You get space herpes!

I wish for the next poster to have all his or her dreams come true.

And it's your mortal enemy who gets his dreams fulfilled! Hooray!

I wish for some delicious cake.

The cake is infected with bees.

I wish for Jones soda to become more well known.

Jones soda becomes too well known that no one even remembers you.

I wish I could fly

You can't not fly. You eventually die from exhaustion.

I wish for SCP-173 to be released into the White House

It is and now the president is dead and you were framed (not in a picture) and hunted down by the entire military division

I wish the next poster granted a wish

Well I won't. *Crosses arms and pouts*

You get herpes.

I wish all of you would eat a single potato chip, and then have the rest of the potato chips in the whole world be destroyed...[]

Due to confusion from the UK, what you deem fries are destroyed, leaving crisps available for consumption!

I wish I could go home sooner to talk about model railways with my Dad.

You go home only to find your dad has become deaf.

I wish I could read minds

You get mind herpes.

I wish for a jar of dinosaur particles. []

The particles were stolen.

I wish that I could go into cyberspace

You go into cyberspace, where you obtain a virus that traps you inside many Rick Roll videos.

I wish I could wear socks with my sandals!

You do, but everyone laughs at you

I wish I could understand every language in the world

Nobody understands you.

I wish Dewmann's brain was replaced with nutella. []

Unfortunately, all of our final chip is the one and same. We all kill each other for it.

I wish I was super strong

You become so strong that everything you touch breaks.

I wish I could read minds

You realize that everyone thinks you have herpes.

I wish for antimatter boots.