Kill a wish game Nr. ?

you just fried Scootaloo, you monster

I wish I could speak an Nordic language

You don't understand the language, but you can speak it

I wish for goodies

Your interal organs are made into candy!

I wish for a lift.

someone walks over, lifts you six inches off the ground and then drops you.

I wish for swords

They are rusty

I wish for nothing

You get everything

I wish for someone to post in this thread!

Yet agian, you get me.

I wish for a puppy

It ain't toilet trained

I wish my headache could clear

You get ME.

I wish for Giraffe in a tophat!

You get a very tiny Giraffe inside of a tophat ( actually, that would rock!)

I wish for world peace. (So I can prepare for my conquests)

I take the world and assimulate the human race. Big bonus for me, really bad for your guys.

I wish to speak French and understand it and still beable to speak and understand English.

You get your wish, but now you cant go to French restaurants or you will hear all the insults they fling at you.

I wish for pizza.

it gives you herpes

I wish the "your wish gave you herpes" mini-meme would return

You get wish herpes!

I wish for Charles to get herpes ;D

It makes you seriously ill.

I wish the next poster gave free delicious cheese pizza away

it gives you herpes

I wish people were more creative with diseases

You get GINGIVITIS!!!!


I wish I was a Giraffe

You are a dead one...

I wish to be immune to all diseases

You are immune to all diseases. You are then hit by a bus.

I wish you could not grant this wish

I can't grant the wish, however a pretty girl does.
(unfortunately she gives you herpes.)

I wish for a cool jacket

You freeze solid after putting it on

I wish for awesome stuff

It gives you awesome herpes...you got it from AwesomeMedic; what did you expect?

I wish for a moon stone. []

A horde of Clefairy attack you and you are unable to fend them off due to their numbers

I wish for ...

... herpes! You get them, just as you asked.

I wish for the power to wield mighty Mjølnir! []

you get a mighty screwdriver (If you know what I mean)

I wish for herpes