Kill a wish game Nr. ?

You can do this, but you can't actually change history.
You eat the same pizza 5000 times and accidentally go to afterwards and shit so hard you explode and die.


I wish Leonardo Da Vinci's machines were built and used more often

They burn each time they are use.

I wish for Coke. (the drink you silly)

You get liquid cocaine...you get framed in a fake sting operation...

I wish Link was back in Soul Calibur V. []

you get Ezio (seriously)

I wish for watermelon

It is all water and no melon

I wish for NUKE

you get a broken microwave
i wish for a dragon
(there is no way that this can go wrong)

The dragon is the old me, and under the influce of Ragnorok, I distroy you.

I wish school could just be over now.

It's over, but you have terrible grades, so you fail the year.

I wish my life could be exciting

Its exciting for all of about 3 seconds, due to a car crash. Your life stops there, thanks for riding.

I wish I could music.

You all the music.

I wish someone would post in this thread!

Its a horrid post, with a horrid wish.

I wish for a combination of Hitler and Osama, with a dash of Clinton.

Everyone blames the creation if the worst person alive on you because you wished it.

I wish for the ability to control zombies

You get murdered by those who are sick of you terrorising the place with all these damn zombies


I wish I could accidentally anything I chose

You accidentally your capacity for choice.

I wish all of the world's potatoes, everywhere, suddenly became snakes. []

Millions of Irishmen, including Toumey, now hate you and have formed an angry mob outside your door.

I wish for a herd of cattle to be suddenly gifted to the president, causing hilarious hijinks.

An old religion who does not eat cows (can't think of the name) becomes the new main religion of the world and everywhere cows roam the plain and into your house

I wish for a wonderful afterlife after everyone in the world tries to kill me

It's opisite day in the afterlife! You go to Hell!
(Hindu[however you spell it] btw)

I wish I could just stop wanting to take a look at Cupcakes again...

You see a horrible cupcake ade of rotting meat and it gives you trauma, but at least you don't want to see a cupcake

I wish for nice people to stay alive

They stay alive for one second after this post, then they die.
(btw Moltenfeild, notice the fact that Cupcakes is proper. It's a fanfic, the one I warned you about the day you where converted into a brony not to read. The scary thing is that I didn't need brainbleach afterwards.)

I wish for school to just get better.

It does toward the end (...didn't know and -glare-)

I wish for cake

The cake is a lie.


I wish for something unique.

you get an apple.

I wish for me.

You get me.

I wish for a two headed were-poodle.

It is related to Cerburus and attacks you.

I wish for a sign

It opens up your eyes. Love is demanding, without understanding.

Spoiler:

I wish for fried chicken. []