Favourite Quotes

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. :B

Amberdrake sighed a little. He loved Skan as much as if he and the gryphon had been raised in the same nest, in the same home, but he wondered now if Skan felt anything more than simple friendship.

Book One of the Mage Wars, Amberdrake the Healer and Skan the Black Gryphon, page 57.

"If Rebecca Black was a druggie, she'd be Rebecca Crack" /b/tard.

"I farted so hard my skeleton came out. Screaming."
"That is stupid. And it's not even possible."
"It is possible, and Steve is very lucky it didn't happen.
- Daisy Owl

Ah, good times.

Daisy Owl? What's that again?

Wow, the Rebecca Black quote is being heavily contested!

Too lazy to quote it, but I had an experience just as gross as this today. Two words: explosive diarrhea.

Speaking of diarrhea, I think Friday is so horrible it is good. Not "my jam" good but "hey this is funny" good.

"Truancy in England falls slightly"

-BBC News

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12891824

"There are ten million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe -
your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!"
- Stephen Hawking to Albert Einstein.

Man, that was a sick burn like the heat death of the goddamn sun.

''Stop pretending to read!''

-My old english teacher, when we met in the library

Student: "I heard about when you put a cat in a microwave it--"
Teacher: "A cat in the microwave? WTF get a life dude!"

-This is a commentary of a student to the teacher in my science class...

@Someguy: Yeah Fred always say this when he see you.

My instructor was giving a talk about pressure, and used diamonds as a metaphor.

"Now can anyone tell me how diamonds are formed?"

One small child immediatley answered.

"Magic!"

15:28 Tuomey bites Syka
15:28 PureLocke haha! called it
15:28 Tuomey nomnomnomnom
15:28 TankCopter escapes before she is bitten
15:28 *** TankCopter quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 4.0/20110318052756])
15:29 Tuomey .tell TankCopter I bite you
15:29 Grapewhistle Tuomey: I'll pass that along.
15:29 Tuomey .tell TankCopter No escape
15:29 Grapewhistle Tuomey: I'll pass that along.
15:29 Tuomey
15:29 PureLocke tuomey you are a magnificent bastard

"the kind [of revolution] that will only happen here if more people realize that overthrowing the rich is not only just in our own best interest, it's also a hell of a lot of fun"

Jello Biafra

Me: "Fuck"
Awesome Housemate 2: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Oh, just checking my timetable for tomorrow"
AH: "And?"
Me: "Classes!"
AH: "Oh no classes! Well fuck that!"
Me: "FUUUUUUUUCK I have classes!"
AH: "FUUUUUUUUCK classes oh no!!"
Me: "classes?! In my course?!" *dies of laughter*
AH: "IT'S A DISGRACE SO IT IS!"
Me: "bwhaahaha fuck classes bwhahwaha I ha fuck hhahaha I climb trees ahahashaehehehaaha motherfuckers BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA" *dies of laughter again*

Tox|School this room is apparently called "Finance Netcentricity Lab"
16:53 Tox|School what the /fuck/
16:53 Tox|School it's pretty ECcentric, I'll give it that
16:54 Tox|School these nonstandard buttons don't seem to do anything
16:54 Tuomey Dont't forget the straws
16:54 Ridley Sounds like one of those dotcom bubble terms that meant nothing but sounded expensive.
16:54 Tuomey "Netcentricity" BULLSHIT DETECTED, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
16:54 Tox|School "Quote 1" and "2"
16:54 Tox|School Tuomey: duh
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16:55 Tuomey done
16:55 Gagnuts What the fuck?
16:55 No-Superman10 ...
16:55 Tox|School apparently Tuomey comes installed with a bullshit alarm
16:55 No-Superman10 What is this i don't even
16:55 Gagnuts R'ing Kick on Tuomey.
16:55 Tox|School I wonder if that adds to his resale value
16:55 *** Tuomey was kicked by A_Fat_Ghost (nope)
16:55 !!! You have been kicked from #site19




"The horde wave is coming to eat ya! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"

"Do the Irish have secret ninja powers that they haven't told anybody about?" --Linkara, in his review of All-Star Batman and Robin #3. []

"This bread is my body, this wine is my blood, this string cheese is my hair.
This tomato is my head, these carrots are my fingers, and these cucumbers are my legs."

"Jesus, stop playing with your food."

"Oh, shut up, Judas."

Friend of a friend, on Facebook wrote: Kristin Stewart is a terrible actress. She looks stoned and vacant and clearly thinks "acting" is standing around with an expression like someone farted and she's trying to decide if it was her or not.

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My math teacher is absolutely wonderful. A student asked him multiple times why he was getting the wrong answer. First he corrected the student, then after the kid kept asking, he replied, "BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT! NOW SHUT UP, MISTER PERRY!"

I love all-guys schools.

Heh
All-guys schools are good for stuff like that alright

Ok in my Ethic class I made a bad call, I shout: I WANT YOUR ANUS!!! out loud but I didn't saw the teacher who was beside me...We all laugh(me and my teamate including my teacher who didn't know that I was able to say something like this)

Why were you shouting "I want your anus" loudly in the classroom?

Don't even ask why...I don't know myself. XD

For the lulz.

I accused a small child of wanting my "Tasty Nipples". It shut him up. So overall, it was quite sucessful.