"We gotta make Ice King think we're having fun by saying fun words like "woopee!"
"We gotta finish building our gauntlet dock! A dock, that is also a gauntlet."
"I Would carve my face on the moon, so the moon would look like my face"
I'll slay anything that's evil, that's my deal!"
“I will unleash the pranking demon and he will prank your soul!”
“Oh no! They're destroying Old Ladies! ”
“Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up. ”
“Yeah, it's pretty math... you psychopath! ”
“Tree Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face! ”
Ahhh! Horse! Get out of here! I wanna go to sleep and you're creeping me the math out! - jake
Ricardio: You were right all along, Finn! Now I'm going to cut out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it.
Keeper: The key is in you, child, but you can not use your brawn here, the door is MAGICALLY sealed!
Finn: (Picks up Keeper and shoves him in the lock. The door unlocks.)
Keeper: You've unlocked the riddle of the door! Ha ha! Brilliantly young child! Please, reveal to me how you unravelled my clue!
Finn: I just thought you looked cute stuffed in that lock.
Keeper: Oh yes, that's how most people get in...
Evil Wizard: Now, as one last LAST trial: SLAY THIS ANT!
Finn: Is it evil?
Evil Wizard: No! But it's... not good, either. It's neutral. Will you slay it?
Finn: ...NO!
Evil Wizard: If you want the hero's Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!
Finn: Never. Never! NEVER! (Runs up to wizard and kicks it)
Keeper: (Enters) Congratulations Finn the human. Now you have truely reached-
Finn: NEVER!!! (Punches Keeper in the stomach.) Oh no! Mr. Keeper, I'm sorry. Wha- Why are you wearing that little devil costume?
Keeper: These are my pyjamas. I was getting ready for bed.
Finn: Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, he is so hot...
Jake Mmm hmm...hehe...
Finn: I mean, not like sexy hot, but...
Jake: No, you do mean sexy hot.
Finn: No, I mean...
Ice King: I DON'T CARE!
Finn: What do you think? Fixed all your problems, right?
Mountain: No! That was terrible! Now the men are just punching animals! It's worse than before and it's in no way a good solution!
Duchess of Nuts: Would you like to hear what MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY?!
Finn: That won't be...um...necessary...
Who wears a tuxedo that's about to suck your souls?-Marceline's Dad
YOUR MOM. -Random Guy
"In the dark recesses of the mind, a disease known as FEAR feasts upon the souls of those who cannot overcome its power..."
-Adventure time. Don't judge me.