Favourite Quotes

You should've just emptied a mag at it.

That's your solution to everything, 2me.

It was my solution to everything in any FPS game as well. It never worked though. Apparently every enemy I encounter needs one bullet more to die than whatever is in my gun.

Sarcasmic wrote:That's your solution to everything, 2me.

Hey, it worked pretty well in my last maths exam.

But seriously, if you're in an RTS and a bush is moving strangely it is at least three snipers and possibly a tank.

Or If you are playing Red Alert 2, its a f*cking Mirage Tank!

Wait, why did I say RTS? I meant FPS.
But yeah, in an RTS it's at least twenty stealthed tanks.
At least.


(plan for the worst hope for the best)

"Come at me with your bullshit!"
Uttered primarily when I'm playing video games. (Note: phrase does not work against Glowing Ones.)

Or deathclaws, half the time D:

I hate the Cazadors :C But Veronica &/or are Super companions! C:

(Unless if this is Fallout 3... Then I hate Raiders :C But Fawkes and Liberty Prime are elite! :3 ))

"Oh, you're little fighters aren'tcha!?" What I'm thinking after I kill a Deathclaw Matriartch to the babies who are trying to fight me instead of cowering by their mother's corpse.

in fallout i play a very sneaky character. my sneak is like 98, anyway. whenever the screen says "caution" or "danger" i usually go back into hiding.
this time i was hiding behind a stone structure, onthe other side was a supermutant. i snuck around and was about to shoot him when he noticed me. instead of hiding i stood still, my sneak is that good.
rare: hey i think he saw you.
taco: no he didnt
rare: yes he did! he patrolling for you
taco: *vat kills him* he didt see anything.

"Impossible!"

"No, it's actually quite simple."

"Then explain it."

"Now that's impossible."

I was cleaning up the counters in the kitchen when my youngest sister arrived. She looks at the clean table and says:

Sabrina: Wow, that's pretty good, for a guy...

Me: Thanks, I think...

"Why are there tampons all over the floor?"
"Dante likes to chew on them."
"He's your dog, clean up after him."
"Well, you left a box of tampons on the floor. MY tampons. So THANKS."
"...sweep the floor already."

someguy3657 wrote:I was cleaning up the counters in the kitchen when my youngest sister arrived. She looks at the clean table and says:

Sabrina: Wow, that's pretty good, for a guy...

Me: Thanks, I think...

lol sexism

16:22:53 18/08/11] someguy3657 : WAIT

[16:23:00 18/08/11] someguy3657 : HOW CAN YOU TOSS TABLES

[16:23:06 18/08/11] someguy3657 : YOU'RE A CUBE

[16:23:07 18/08/11] Sarcasmic : (ﾉ・_・)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻

[16:23:10 18/08/11] someguy3657 : WITH NO ARMS

[16:23:13 18/08/11] Sarcasmic : i dont know

[16:23:28 18/08/11] Sarcasmic : (・_・)

[16:23:32 18/08/11] someguy3657 : WHAT

[16:23:33 18/08/11] someguy3657 : THE

[16:23:36 18/08/11] someguy3657 : FUUUUUUUU

[16:23:37 18/08/11] Sarcasmic : (ﾉ・_・)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻

[16:23:40 18/08/11] @ Gorgro : You don't need logic to flip tables!

This was the most fun I've had in a while.

"Computers degrade in value at roughly the same rate as bananas." - Cracked article

Everything on that thing is true, by the way. I've encountered 3 of these reasons already myself, and am painfully aware I can encounter the others just as easily.

I don't fix computers for people.
They can fuck themselves.

Some hussy's FB status: "Fuck bitches, get money."
My innocent comment: "Doesn't that only work if you do it on camera?"
Some hussy: "Do what?"

I love you Zigs.

I love you as well Rare.
Unfortunately I hate myself because it's two in the goddamn morning seriously what the hell man.

We're not bound by your silly concepts of night and day.

2 in the morning?

That's the time when I wake up!

Seriously, I'm more fucked up than you, Ziggy.

2 in the morning? But the bars aren't even closed by then.

2 in the morning? That's a little before when Slim Shady starts his murder sprees.