Favourite Quotes

2 in the morning? I've yet begun reviewing plans for world domination.

Rare wrote:2 in the morning? I've yet begun reviewing plans for world domination.

We all know that, Rare.

Why do you think I wake up at 2 AM for?

Not ready for planning world domination - Doesn't mean I'm not ready for torturing >:3

2 am? thats when i play my game machine!

Rare wrote:Not ready for planning world domination - Doesn't mean I'm not ready for torturing >:3

I'm ready for that in 2 am and also ready to feast on some lesser race's flesh and genetic experimentation >}.

2 in the morning? My meeting with the Russian Ambassadorial hasn't even started yet!

2am? That's roughly when I'm posting this message!

I came back from an awesome party, and guess what, it's about 2am

"LIFE IS A PARTY!"
-inside joke between me and a freind

2 am is when I do work.

2 am?
y are there 2 awesome medics?


also:
yesterday was my friends halo party, but another freind of mine is going away to school so she also had a party, i couldnt go because i was at work. but another freind of mine showed up to the halo party incredebly drunk

freind: there's 6 of you...
me: 6 of me?
friend: but i only want to fight one of you.
he then proceeds to to fall over.

I don't remember cloning myself?

Funny.

That's just the sort of thing a CLONE would say.

Taco: Oh thank you, I was hoping to be attacked by a raging towel today
Me: Do you realize how silly you sound
Taco: Do you realize you hit me with a towel?!

Someone here said: Anyone else picturing Dumbledore with a tommy gun yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKUHS?!" No?

Behold I am the fourth Futon of the Apocalypse, I ride a pale jug of sour milk and Hell follows with me.

The scientists began to float around shouting. Jonny, sensing great and terrible danger, curled up inside his shell.

In revenge, one time my friend was concentrating really hard on doing something, and at a crucial moment I shouted 'TEEHEE!' and she bust out laughing and botched everything up.


Oh, there he is. He's over by the flaming truck. It's just that him and the creature have the same eyes.

He turns toward back toward Rare and Taco, who were last seen in a heap after crashing into a building. "We will need duct tape."

"What's she eating?"
"Like a papaya or something."
"It's a MANGO!"
"YOU'RE A MANGO!"
"YOUR FACE!"
"Yeah, well..." *points to other friend* "Fruit roll-ups is nasty!"
"YOU'RE NASTY!"
" YOU'RE NASTY!"
"YOUR MOM!"
"....not cool."

"If this wasn't a videogame I'd be on my way to prison!"

--Gex, upon collection of 30 skull collectibles.

"The spider is now upon my person." - Moss (The IT Crowd) trying to remove a spider from the office, and failing.

Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!


Jim: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael: Mmhh, yes.
Jim: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: Mmm-THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Michael: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

"Damn crackers."
My white English teacher.

"Hi! I'm (Saxophone solo from Careless Whisper)."
-Cracked Artical

"Probes are a lot like popcorn to banshees, especially if you eat popcorn with missiles!" - Day[9]

Customer: "excuse me, but how much is it for your $1 small cokes?"

Me: "Please excuse me for saying this but, you just answered your own question."

*Tony buries his axe in Chip's knee*
Chip: "Why- why are you doing this?"
Tony: "Doing what, Chip?" *Takes another swing* "Don't you see, Chip? It was you all along. You snapped and killed Cindy and all those children."
Chip: "What? No... I didn't kill anyone... did I?"
Tony: "Just kidding, Chip! It was me!" *Facechop*

Random Disepticion: But sir, that's suicide!
Megatron: *headshot* Anymore objections?