Favourite Quotes

You know, Spooky, I could take all those eggshells off your hands for free if they're getting in the way like.

"Tequila. #LFMF"

lulz

(IB2*P/2) = YUMMY

Borderlands quote! This is from (spoilered for, hurr durr, spoilers)

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Tuomey wrote:(IB2*P/2) = YUMMY

Borderlands quote! This is from (spoilered for, hurr durr, spoilers)

Spoiler:

Hmm, I wish I could comment on that, but you've yet to beat the game.
*Decides to play the game again due to not beating the zombie expansion pack*

Well, the end credits are rolling as I type...

Final thoughts about the game and shotgun snipers, Tuomey?

Daughter: Hey mom i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.

Mom: Okay don't do anything stupid.

*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*

Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!

*.Mom runs into her room.*

Mom: What are you doing!?!?!?!?

Daughter: Mom were having sex, get out!

Mom: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justin bieber

.....[]

Admit it, you got that from a youtube comment.

Nah, he got it from a facebook group.

Oh. It looked like something from Youtube.

He can still quote it, it's just a joke.

Speaking of youtube comments, I just found this under some kitten video:

This is what happens when you elect a n1gg3r man for president. Animal abuse has risen at least twenty percent because of this. No this is not sarcasm.

..it was a video with a cat drinking from a bottle? What is this I don't..

It's Youtube. 'Nuff said, in my opinion.

Does he think that writing 'Nigger' as 'N1gg3r' will nullify the Racism? :S

To bypass censor, perhaps?
I dunno, I don't read youtube comments. Do they have one?
Or maybe it's to show how l337 he is.

I think it is to bypass censors, yeah.
I hate racism.
Every single person I know who has expressed a racist opinion has come up with not one reason to justify it other than stating the same opinion more loudly.

rare wrote:No because I said so! Just kidding, I just like poking at people.

Speaking of youtube comments, I just found this under some kitten video:

This is what happens when you elect a n1gg3r man for president. Animal abuse has risen at least twenty percent because of this. No this is not sarcasm.

..it was a video with a cat drinking from a bottle? What is this I don't..

"Good lord, a black man is president! Now everything negative in the entire world is caused by his existence!"

Whenever I read Youtube comments I feel my IQ slowly sinking...

They should invent this:

xkcd: a comic for every eventuality.

Lesson learned from youtube comments: If a video portrays a single black person acting foolish and/or ignorant, then it's an automatic free pass to let loose any insults and slurs against the entire race, and be applauded for it.

Samples from the infamous AC Transit bus fight.

"your observation is correct despite your misspelling. The correct spelling of "African American" is D-I-R-T-Y-N-I-G-G-E-R" (2 thumbs up)

"That fucking nigger deserved to get the shit beat out of him. The old guy was being passive and walked off and that dumb fucking nigger followed him. DONT FUCK WITH VETERANS!!!" (17 thumbs up)

"fucking nigga" (2 thumbs up)



"notice the niggs were sitting in the back of the bus where they belong >:(" (2 thumbs up)

"the black dude is a bad example for all black people -.-'' (Marked as spam)

someguy3657 wrote:They should invent this:

Youtube actually had a function like this for a while. (It wasn't automatic, but it was a start)

Gorgro wrote:

someguy3657 wrote:They should invent this:

Youtube actually had a function like this for a while. (It wasn't automatic, but it was a start)

The main problem being that computers have trouble with sentences like "loll swa tihs in batman .d dark nite!1 ne1 else tinkk itsz totes faek???!" so anyone who needed to use it and did would assume that it was broken.

"If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face.... Because I think your cute."