Favourite Quotes

on aim:
"portal 2, the cake... was delayed"

*Spongebob thinks he's ugly, so he's miserable*

Patrick: Maybe a story will cheer you up. This is the story of the ugly barnacle...

Spongebob: =D

Patrick: Once, there was an ugly barnacle, and he was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.

Spongebob: <=O

*Lucy misses an easy baseball catch*


Charlie Brown: Lucy! YOu are the worst player in the history of the game!

Lucy: You can't prove that! Don't ever say things you can't prove!

Charlie: In all probability, you are the worst player in the history of the game!

Lucy: I can accept that.

"Give us the gate key."

"I have no gate key."

"Fezzik, tear his arms off."

"Oh, you mean this gate key." []

"Father, you're living in the past. This is the fourteenth century!"

-Prince Philip, Sleeping Beauty

"No carrots."

-- Prince Philip, Sleeping Beauty

Just for the record: this is made by a dude on deviantart, the king dude is supposed to be Daisy's dad, and the person on Luigi's picture (Laura) is Luigi's daughter.

"NO CARROT... BAD!
CARROT... GOOD!"
*throws carrots at Nera*
"Ow! You want carrots, yet your throwing them at me! What a buch of resource wasters."
-Gen.ne.sis, coversation between Rabeans and Nera.
CARROTS!!1!

"Spongebob is a super-absorbent sponge who lives in a bikini bottom and is friends with a pink muscle. My answer: Bob's a tampon. " Random Troper.


...Dear God.

Karma for brilliant quote.

"Man, if I get out of this..I'm gonna do so much cocaine...rape so many fine bitches. Be like, what time is it? 5:00? Damn. Time to rape some fine bitches. Know what I'm saying?"

-Predators. Best. Quote. Ever.

"We dump toxic waste in our oceans and air to weed out the weak! We detonate atomic devices in our only biosphere! We nailed the son of our God to wood, and honor that day every year!! We are the Human Race! Don't fuck with us!"

Paraphrased from a forgotten source.

According to TV tropes, it's an "internet quote".

They're really not that informative.

Spoiler for adult content.

Spoiler:

"Coincidence? Yes."

some British TV show

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the whole damn valley." United States Special Operations personell.

"Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The reaper came today
An angel visited
this gray path
And took the cube away."

"Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The cube had food and maybe ammo.
And immortality."

- Portal, some of the writing on the walls (they're parodies of poems from back when poems were awesome.)

You can get part of that poem on a T-Shirt in the Valve store. I demand it.

Timmy's mom: EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES! *sobs*

Timmy's dad: Oh Diiinglebuuurg! Don't you wanna come over and give my wife a congratulatory hand touch?

-Fairly Odd Parents

There are sites that have free anime episodes online. I wonder if such sites exist for Nickelodeon cartoons....

What about Warner Bros cartoons?

Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.


Sarevok: Ranger, turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinised as though by some ridiculous divining rod!
Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble.
Sarevok: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks!
Jan: Hey! I resemble that remark.
Sarevok: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day.
Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look.
Sarevok: What?
Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint.
Sarevok: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity.
Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better?
Sarevok: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon.

Baldur's Gate.

"You know what they say about 'Always darkest before the dawn?' - Maybe you just need to... turn on a light."

-Marlowe, Battlefield Bad Company 2

I found two awesome quotes.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

-Unknown

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Jigsaw: You wallow in hypocrisy, Angus. Your life has been dedicated to nonviolence, which you advance by jury-rigged poisons and explosives, pretending that using one form of violence over another makes you better than others... Well, now it is time to see how far you're — did you just turn your manacles into laser beams?

MacGyver: Yep.

Jigsaw: ... Crap.

-Dialogue from an hypothetical MacGyver-Saw crossover.