Favourite Quotes

"Back in my day, I had to teleport to and from school in the snow, uphill, both dimensions!"

"Please turn off all cell phones, gauss rifles, EMPs, psionic waveform emitters, and plasma-based perdition flamethrowers. Thanks, and have a great flight!"

"I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!"

Quotes from Starcraft units when selected a few times.

"Today, I got suspended from school for stealing equipment and chemicals out of our science labs last week. I'm not sure why they thought it was me, I don't do any science subjects, and for the last week I've been in hospital getting my tonsils removed. FML"

"I said I'd never leave you, but really? What are you, new?"

They've got all of the good stuff here including death trap pits, catapults, crossbowmen, cavalry, archers, battering rams, boiling oil, flying cows of death, and farts in their general direction.

"The minerals are now DIAMONDS!"

"ZERG RUSH, into the best night of your life."

"What is best in life? - To rush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their teammates"

All mine, directed to a my friend and SC2 2v2 partner.

"It was a miracle."

"Only 1 person killed as plane makes crash landing when it breaks into three pieces."


"Miracle...I really don't think that the person who got killed's family thinks it's a miracle."

Cynical Dewmann, after making Optimistic Dewmann cry.

If it was a miracle then everyone on board would've survived and also had a previously unknown cancerous growth cured or something.

Eww, growths.

"The value of gold is just as arbitrary as paper money. If you want something to trade after the end of the world, stockpile cigarettes, bullets and toilet paper. Bling will not be a priority when the zombies come." Cracked

"It's a giant worm! THEY'RE SINKING THE CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!"

"We'll just cut our way out of this bitch!"

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

Tuomey wrote:"It's a giant worm! THEY'RE SINKING THE CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!"

it's an ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!!!

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IT'S BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!

Just like [BLEEP]

What's wrong with the name "Patrick"?

"It seems I have once again been cheated of my victory. But beware the dragon's wrath! Vengeance will be mine!" -Megatron, Beast Wars

"I scanned your file. You weren't blasted to scrap by Unicron; you were blasted by Galvatron... after you betrayed him! -Blackarachnia talking about, who else, Starscream!

"Waspinator negative negative negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o!"

"The universe cowered once at the name of Megatron, and it shall do so again!"
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, Megatron!"
"Then they better stay out of my way!"

"Well. That's just prime."





These are from Beast Wars. Also, guess what I've been watching lately, no hints!

"I can't go to jail, just I got my butthole fixed up the way I like it!"

"The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law."

Jewish Proverb

"Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML"

Stand on a chair?
Heh.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Brooke Shields

"Take on me! TAKE ON ME! Take my wallet! No hobo! GOD. DAMN. IT. HOOBOOOOO!"

-Some drunk guy singing "Take On Me" outside my window last night. I believe we had a visit from 2me.

Heh.

Maybe he went insane after going to that one sketch dimension.

My bro: "What's that?"
Me: "What? You mean this?" *Motions towards computer*
My bro: "All that shit with the pictures and quotes and shit, what is that?"
Me: "It's... it's just web stuff..."
My bro: "Oh, is that one of those internets?"

How.....how old is your brother?