Favourite Quotes

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(Courtesy portal 2 spoiler because there's not really any story getting spoiled)

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Oh Gods I love

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"the next time fingerprints are found at a crime scene, investigators need to consider the possibility of super-intelligent koalas. And if they don't find any fingerprints at all? That just means the koalas are even smarter than we thought." - Article on koala fingerprints

"A reaction drive is a weapon devastating in direct proportion to it's efficiency as a drive"
-The Kzinti Lesson

Peter: Sweet Quagmire! You got a winnabago!

Q: Oh you mean a winna-BANG-go!

"Isn't there an 'O' in 'country?"

"I promise to give you, without a penny's charge, the closest shave you will ever know."
Sweeney Todd

"I was the apprentice Keeper of the Story, at least until ol' Keeper Dom...whiskey and landmines don't go together."
Fallout: New Vegas.

"I can't remember when was the last time I was put in a corner like this!"

-Cynthia, Champion of Sinnoh.

''I CAN'T STOP THIS THING!''

-Me, while biking down a hill, with peoples all around me waiting for the bus

someguy3657 wrote:''I CAN'T STOP THIS THING!''

-Me, while biking down a hill, with peoples all around me waiting for the bus

Why did you say that?

"Can't you all shut the fuck up. I see an argument on every single youtube video I go on. What the fuck is up with you people. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win, your still fucking retarded"

For the lulz

Friend: Hey [Ess], do you want a Mini-Egg? (Sugar Shell candy :S)
Me: Nah, I'm fine thanks :3 You have it.
Friend: Damn straight I have it! <Omnomnom>

:3 After a day of Study Skills and Revision, that made me laugh a lot more than it normally would

"My imaginary friend think you have a problem."

"HEY, STEF, I'M STILL SCREAMING!"

-Me again, on the same hill, with the same peoples at the bus stop, just to annoy AM

Grrrr!

"But what if I throw up?"

"It's a therapist's office: you're supposed to get it all out".

--Desperate Housewives

"Morning children, today's final exam is made of two part: oral and anal."

-Peter Griffin

"Get me some napalm and a parachute."

-Kim upon waking in a hospital and being surrounded by the police, from Hob, a webcomic by Dresden Codak

Pinkie Pie: "Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda! Your Aunty Pinkie Pie has got it all taken care of!" *pats Fluttershy's head*

Fluttershy: "I'm a year older than you."

I can relate. My oldest niece is a few months older then me.

A guy in the street to a stuffed girafe.

"leave me alone stupid girafe! I'm tired to jerking you off!

This happened on the chatbox yesterday.

[19:14:51 26/05/11] @ Rare : HEY. CAPS, SON.

[19:14:51 26/05/11] someguy3657 : NO YOU FOOL

[19:14:55 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : LEARN MORE I MEAN

[19:15:00 26/05/11] someguy3657 : haters gonna hate

[19:15:03 26/05/11] @ Rare : ONE DOES NOT JUST SIMPLY TURN OFF CAPS LOCKS.

[19:15:15 26/05/11] someguy3657 : i just did. see? no caps

[19:15:18 26/05/11] @ Rare : HATERS GONNA BE ANNOYED.

[19:15:23 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!

[19:15:31 26/05/11] someguy3657 : haters gonna sting me to death

[19:15:31 26/05/11] @ Rare : -SLAPS-

[19:15:55 26/05/11] @ Rare : YOU ARE THE WORSE KIND OF PEOPLE.

[19:16:04 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : RUN CHUCK, RUN

[19:16:27 26/05/11] someguy3657 : -runs in circles-

[19:16:30 26/05/11] @ Rare : JOHN MADDEN, JOHN MADDEN!

[19:16:40 26/05/11] @ Rare : FOOTBALL!

[19:16:43 26/05/11] @ Rare : ....

[19:16:50 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : YOU SILLY, RUN STRAIGHT

[19:17:11 26/05/11] @ Rare : HEY GUISE

[19:17:13 26/05/11] @ Rare : HEY GUISE

[19:17:15 26/05/11] @ Rare : HEY

[19:17:18 26/05/11] @ Rare : HEU GUISE

[19:17:34 26/05/11] someguy3657 : WHAT

[19:17:39 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : STOP BEING ANNOYING LIKE WEATHLEY

[19:17:43 26/05/11] @ Rare : JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

[19:18:07 26/05/11] @ Rare : SHE DID THE MASH! THE MONSTER MASH! (AMIDOINGITRITE)

[19:18:40 26/05/11] someguy3657 : I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

[19:18:56 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : WHO WANT CHOWDER?

[19:19:06 26/05/11] @ Rare : UUUHHHMM...TRUE, I'M GONNA GO WITH TRUE.

[19:19:12 26/05/11] @ Rare : BUT TO BE HONEST, I MIGHT HAVE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

[19:19:15 26/05/11] @ Rare : IT'S KINDA CHEATING!

[19:19:27 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : FALSE!!!!!

[19:19:37 26/05/11] someguy3657 : TRUE

[19:20:06 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : AWESOME COLOR

[19:20:09 26/05/11] @ Rare : TURN AROUND, SO I CAN HACK THIS COMPUTER.

[19:20:15 26/05/11] @ Rare : I CAN'T DO IT WITH YOU LOOKING.

[19:20:19 26/05/11] someguy3657 : GASP

[19:20:24 26/05/11] someguy3657 : DR HAX

[19:20:28 26/05/11] @ Rare : NO, SERIOUSLY, I NEED YOU TO TURN AROUND.

[19:20:32 26/05/11] @ Rare : I'M GONNA HACK THIS DOOR.

[19:20:34 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

[19:20:37 26/05/11] @ Rare : I'M GONNA

[19:20:40 26/05/11] @ Rare : I'M GONNA HACK IT

[19:20:46 26/05/11] @ Rare : *CRASH*

[19:20:49 26/05/11] @ Rare : OKAY YOU CAN TURN AROUND

[19:21:02 26/05/11] AwesomeMedic : FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[19:21:03 26/05/11] @ Rare : I AM GOOD HAXXORS GUISE

[19:21:16 26/05/11] someguy3657 : LOL THIS PARTY IS SILLY

[19:21:27 26/05/11] @ Rare : LOL THIS PARTY [REDACTED]


I love you guys

YOU GUISE!

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!"

--Scott Pilgrim vs the World