Favourite Quotes

Friend: Writing up a business plan is shit stuff!
Me: Computing ftw
Friend: ?????
Me: ftw = for the win. Technical term, business students wouldn't get it.

My (not quite fluent in English) driving instructor trying to quote Star Trek:
"Beat me up, Scotty"

I think I'm slowly becoming mad (as in crazy)...aw well, being mad is fun. It's more fun than being serious, because, at least, when you're mad, you get to have fun. When you're serious, you never have fun. So I'm gonna stay mad.

-ME AGAIN.

"Who ever made the rubix cube was angry at humanity" -My friend

"He's got very good arms."

"He didn't fall? Inconceivable..."

"You keep using tha hword. I do no think it means hwat joo think it means." []

Me, playing EndWar as Russia, after winning a particularly long and entrenched mission: "Fuck yeah! Fuck you Europe! Wait, shit."

Sabrina (my youngest sister, while wearing a elf hat): I'm the crazy singing elf! Name me a song and I'll sing it!

Me: How about ''Through the Fire and Flames'' by...

Sab: ...nevermind.

Win, someguy, win.

Silly woman: It ain't a nice road but you don't expect to have somebody steal your snowman.

"Ya dun goofed, Java, 'cause I stacktraced it!" - Me, after fixing a pesky bug in some code I was writing (A stack trace is a code debugging thing)

"Today, while on my daily jog, I was ambushed by a 12 year old boy who had been laying in wait behind a fence. Apparently, with my beard, I look a bit like Santa. He wasn't happy about the gifts he got last year. FML"

Bwahahaha

Someone ambushed Dog Breath?!

Darn kids on his lawn...

FQ:

On Facebook, three people put up their Formspring addresses, and they'd had pictures of... Hot Women, as the backgrounds. They then put up and open poll and asked which one was the best. Everything seemed normal until I came in and put up my Formspring address, having changed the Background to a Box of Frosted Flakes.
I checked back later to see that mine had 3 votes, but wasn't the majority, so then I wrote:

"Right, so nobody thinks my Background is Grrrrrrreat?! You obviously don't have balanced breakfasts."

Their choices appall me.

^^ Yeah, nobody knows good cereal mascots these days :3

The government leaves students in the cold. We don't. We will supply hot chocolate

Taken from a call to go protesting against government plans this friday

Heh.
Nice one. I lolled.

"I want to be the very best, that no one ever was,
To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause,
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide,
Teach Pokémon to understand the power thats inside!"

I woke up with this stuck in my head this morning.

In terms of sheer number of times brought up, it has to be this one!

"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
— C.S. Lewis

This is perhaps the succinctest argument as to what really makes a grown man I've ever read. Fucking love CS Lewis, what a bro

......and on that note I shall go ahead and order the Sonic the Hedgehog DVDs, Uc rating be damned!

"Oh shit, Nitehoot looks angry."

-Me, 5 seconds ago.

Starscream: I will rule the universe, even if I am the only one left in the universe!

Blitzwing: If I want to know what's on your mind, I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!

"You know what they say about big feet. BIG SOCKS!"

''It's a stack of drivers licenses. These would probably be useful if you knew the first thing about identity theft. Unfortunately you slept through that day in Civics class...''

-Hobowars, my fav RPG.

If you wanna start playing, please use this link. I GET PRIZES IF YOU DO!

And if you start playing, search for charles3657. THAT'S ME.

..Hobo.. wars..
This intrigues me.

If anyone starts playing, I'll give you tips so you won't fail.