Favourite Quotes

"Humans are a cruel and evil species. We should all be wiped out."

"Ok then. Set an example for us. You go first."

someguy3657 wrote:I laughed so hard at that part.

"I'M HORNY!"

-Rarity in a MLP fan pic I saw. And it's true; she has a horn, so she is horny.

I did that when I was really little. Picked up two cone-shaped blocks and held 'em to my head, and ran around a bit yelling 'I'm horny!'
Didn't realize the significance of that until YEARS later.

Dewmann wrote:"Humans are a cruel and evil species. We should all be wiped out."

"Ok then. Set an example for us. You go first."

Reminded me of this:

"It's good to see you, Staff Sergeant's been flipping out over you."

"That figures, where were you guys? Where's your kevlar?!"

"My kevlar?! Where the fuck are your pants?!"

"Oh Master Robin, you lost your arms in battle! ...but you grew some nice boobs."

"I'M A FUCKING RASBERRY!"
"YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING RASBERRY!"

Two English guys in GTA: SA

*Evil laugh*

"I'M CRAZY AS SHIT!!!!!! DIE F*CKER"

Me while killing people in a golf cart in GTA IV: The Ballad Of Gay Tony......I don't think someguy heard me....

I heard you, buddy

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer manhole and die."
Mel Brooks.

Kari: Your idea of stopping me safely is to shank me?

Tory: Its more of a harpoon really.

"You lost your wife, your tractor's motor is totaled, and your favorite cow is dead. If you're normal, you go into therapy. If not, you make a country song."

-unknown

GOSH I DIDNT KNOW BEING A PIRATE WAS SO COMPLICATED. -Someguy on the chatbox

Chatbox party?

"This umbrella is perfect for murder!" -me while playing kirby.

Me: "Kidney punch!"
Sister: "Those aren't my kidneys..."
Me: "WELL THEN WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM"

My family has a meme now.

If you buy her flowers, you're bronze.
If you buy her dimond rings, you're sliver.
If youy take her on a trip around the world, you're gold.
If you sing this song["Isn't She Buitiful?"], your dimond.
Go thing that the last one doesn't cost anything.
-Some guy on youtube.

"good sir, you appear to be somewhat lacking in intelligence. please refrain from posting until this is remedied, since it renders your opinions slightly less than correct and has a tendency to irritate more informed forum-goers."

"the problem with religion is that they say "and these crackers are jesus' body" and you say "orly?" and they say "fuck you eat the crackers". science says "we evolved from monkeys" and you say "orly?" and then science can show you the path of evidence and logical reasoning that lead to that conclusion."

- Greg "IdrA" Fields, Pro SC2 player

"I am SO glad that everyone loves me on this RPG."

-Me, after reading that yet another person is after me.

To be fair, this one is also after Taco, AM, and I.
Of course, since Dewmann is my Marty-Stu, he is still gonna pull through because he's the biggest badass the in the whole wide universe.

"We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us."

Yeah, true, but I still have a whole step all to myself in the list of things the bad guys wants to do.

"oohmiGOOOOOOOOOOD"
Me after I finished Speaker for the Dead yesterday. (It's so good, go read it, why haven't you read it?)

"Sometimes, you just gotta shoot a terrorist in the head."
My Uncle.

"You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion, it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine but on you it looked hideous. Well, what does an neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably- oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"

-GLaDOS

Also, this:



I know I'm late, but, damn, I love Portal. Thank you, AM, for letting me play it when I'm at your place.

"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black box quicksave feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again. And again. Forever. You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their entire existence to exacting revenge."
GLaDOS

Phew! For a second I thought she might have been mad.

"Look at you! Soaring through the air! Like an eagle! In a blimp!"

The bottom line is, you are fat.