I keep getting emails from the football club we support
For real, this will probably go on my entire life
I'm going to be one hundred years old and ill push the button on my visor-tech iEye and up will pop "James Hird's head invites you to the footBall, the ball for crippled footballers."
I'm just going to have to go down to Windy Hill and find James Hird and tell him I wouldn't like anymore emails please