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Katls · **701** Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:26 pm

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So, I learned in school today that, for the maximum enjoyment for all involved, lesbian couples should have sex later in the evening and male gays should have sex early in the morning because women are more likly to orgasim in the envening and men are more likly to orgasm in the morning.
Please tell me why I learned this from a video we watched in my Health class.

someguy3657 · **702** Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:52 pm

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So you could tell us on here?

Hollyღ · **703** Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:34 pm

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*Jonny takes notes*

Moltenfield · **704** Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:51 pm

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*is trying his hardest not to laugh*

Jonny · **705** Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:15 pm

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Rarebug wrote:*Jonny takes notes*

I- hey! This notebook is for...recipes I write down off the TV! Ignore the David Boreanaz picture on the cover!

Moltenfield · **706** Re: Adult Thread Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:11 am

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You might want to invest in a book cover Jonny.

Jonny · **707** Re: Adult Thread Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:35 am

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Who sells just book covers? Do I just, like, make one myself from brown paper?

Ziggles · **708** Re: Adult Thread Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:27 pm

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Let's all just take a minute here.
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D-Munny · **709** Re: Adult Thread Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:32 pm

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Might need a little more than that.

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Ziggles · **710** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:37 pm

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I think Angel is the first man I ever recognized as really pretty.

D-Munny · **711** Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:03 am

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NSFW due to graphic housing content.

Spoiler:

Also hypnotic ass.

Spoiler:

Jonny · **712** Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:32 am

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Zebra always returns to us sooner or later.

Hollyღ · **713** Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:37 am

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Ziggy the Parabolic wrote:Let's all just take a minute here.

Gonna need more than a minute.

Jonny · **714** Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:42 am

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Mmmmmm. It's not like I had anything important to do today.

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someguy3657 · **715** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:41 am

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Let's all play the fetish game! It's simple: you go out and look for the weirdest, strangest, creepiest fetish possible and you share it here. Try to find one that's not the most common and silently cry to yourself when you realize people probably masturbate to this.

One that I found is vore. There seems to be many aspects of vore, but it boils down to one person eating the other, usually whole. I don't know how either

Bowen · **716** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:34 am

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Here:

http://fetishfuel.wikia.com/wiki/Fetish_Fuel_Wiki

Go there
Click Random page
Die a little inside.

For example, I got the Disney Princess. One of the milder posts was:
This troper is not sure why, but the sight of Jasmine in her Jafar outfit slowly drowning in sand in her hourglass tomb was very...interesting. If it was not the cause of this troper's danger/asphyxiation fetish, it definitely helped, at least.

Jonny · **717** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:49 am

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As someone who has seen some pretty crazy shit in his day, this idea has the potential to be incredibly non-worksafe and disturbing. Not closing down the idea, just forewarning you.

Jonny · **718** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:53 am

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someguy3657 wrote:Let's all play the fetish game! It's simple: you go out and look for the weirdest, strangest, creepiest fetish possible and you share it here. Try to find one that's not the most common and silently cry to yourself when you realize people probably masturbate to this.

One that I found is vore. There seems to be many aspects of vore, but it boils down to one person eating the other, usually whole. I don't know how either

I think a strong element of fantasy is at work here, but then I guess you knew that. I kind of understand the vore thing: it ties into stuff like submission, domination, masochism...I get it.

My attitude to fetishes is that sexuality is a strange thing that takes to unusual places, and if you're not harming others I'm not going to condemn you. I imagine many of us have had unexpected...reactions to something at one point.

But yeah, to reiterate my earlier point, I'm okay with this, I'll check with Gorgro, but for now, spoilers.

Gorgro · **719** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:50 am

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You can have this discussion, provided you folllow rule #5.

someguy3657 · **720** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:04 am

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Wait a minute, doesn't Gorgro break the 4th rule on a daily basis? You know, eating SB and maybe Zebra and all?

Jonny · **721** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:55 am

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Those who make the rules are allowed to break them, I guess.

Gorgro · **722** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:42 am

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I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE

Hollyღ · **723** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:57 am

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GORGRO WHERE IS ESBBY?! I know we were just talking about vore but really...I went to the fetish page and clicked random. I got tall people. *Glances at Charles*

Also kilts are apparently a thing that turn people on...huh..

Kilts originated in the 16th century in the Scottish Highlands. They are the traditional dress of men of this region. Nowadays they're worn on formal occasions and at sport events. However, a movement to adopt kilts in fabrics such as denim or leather as an informal garment has been growing in recent years. They are usually knee-length, made of wool in a sett or tartan pattern.

They're also pretty damn hot. Much like shorts, they're a good way to show off a nice pair of muscular legs.

I guess I will try to the find the most off the wall fetish on this site.

Jonny · **724** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:06 am

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I don't find kilts attractive at all, for the record.

someguy3657 · **725** Re: Adult Thread Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:09 am

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Rarebug wrote:I went to the fetish page and clicked random. I got tall people. *Glances at Charles*

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