Favourite Quotes

"You were killed by [disease name here]" never gets old

Bonus points if you're playing Pandemic and wipe the whole world out with "Capitalism" "Super AIDS" "The Common Cold" Or my personal favorite "Diarreah."

I kill people with Kindness.

Ziggy Stardust wrote:I kill people with Kindness.

- Fluttershy

I kill people with Thunder, but that's more because that's my default FPS name and not because it makes me look like Thor.

I'm thinking that if I ever get to playing online I'll make my name entropy or maybe old age

If I ever go online, mine will be something wierd. Like, Top Hat Zebra, or.... Rod Mcsteel.

Hunter, Katls, Breaker, Rider, and Warwolf. Those are a few of the profile names I use for video games. I'm actaully never have been in any non-MMO multiplayer other than split-screen with my brother because my mom doesn't wont me to play online stuff for several reasons. I've gotten clearence with Starcraft from my dad but I need to get a few things to do so.
*sigh* I don't even have any consles that offer decent online multiplayer, two of my three don't have online acsses period, and the thrid one is a Wii, and as if that was enough to say no good online experince, it won't even play anything not downloaded from the Wii Shop now.

during dnd:
"i'm a bear, i don't need shoes. i care not for your Footwear!"

"you got 2 dead ppl, unconscious!"

"batman the pharmacist!"

pharmasist: "do you have a medical license?"
character: "y-yeah?"
ph: "can i see it?"
char: "noooo..."

"she's married to the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man!"
"and then he killed her..."

"i put on my wizard hat and cap!"

"sounds like a horrible idea... i'm in!"

"now see,this is why i think that's B.S."

"can u please give me another set of shoes?
"you're a bear you don't need shoes!"

over radio: "what about you?"
another char: "I'M NOT DRUNK!"

dm: ok its your turn.
char: *plays rick roll song.*

char: "this is chron Astly"
other char: "you dont want to tell them who you are remember?"
char: "OMG THIS IS CHRON!"

"google went down ten years ago, in a horrible car accident"

"i rolled a 5 for performance: i'm doing the sprinkler."
"and actual water is coming out!"
everyone: ewwwwwwwww!

lazy bob the guard: "i COULD USE SOME NARCOTICS!"

lazy bob: "its not illegal if they dont get caught! now i'm going to take my ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." falls asleep on other guard.

cHAR; "so it was pointless for me to sneak out?"
batman char: "yeah... kinda."

"i'm not high, i'm just low on drugs!"

dm: where are you going to park?
me: "ON THE ROOF"
rare: i rolled a natural 20 to park on the roof!
dm: i'm not going to allow that because of physics."

DM: grind neck?
lazy bob: wouldn't be the first time!

"Hey baby, let me put my boat in your dock."
My English teacher.

"The other problem would be, the male member would be slightly smaller in space, because blood pressure is lower."
"In space, no one can hear you apologize."

I love QI.

'Moral of the story; don't fry bacon naked.' - Friend's flatmate.

"People tell me that fireflys bring me serentiy..."
-Dropship pilot Worsh from Mechquest
I don't like how he messed up the team though...

There are so many Firefly references in Borderlands. There's the storyline with the bandit named Reaver, there's the one with Jaynis Kobb and Jaynistown. I think there's another one that has to do with someone named Nathan F.

"When the power of love overcomes the lover of power, that's when the world will truly know peace." -Jimi Hendrix

"Say what you will about Hitler, he did kill Hitler."

Gorgro wrote:"Say what you will about Hitler, he did kill Hitler."

Hahahahah. Oh, gods.... Who said that?

I don't know if there's a real source, but I, strangely, got it from a random youtube commenter.

"The disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy" - David Mitchell

Went to a party, where there were so many quotes. However, the top two had to be:

"30 years? You could have two world wars and a Cuban Missile Crisis in that time!"

And

"You could be Captain No-Kids! *Sings to the tune of 'Captain Planet'* Captain No-Kids, he's got money..."

"Arg! I'm gonna skin you! Put your face on and say hi to your mama!"

-Borderland

Reaver?

Slightly NSFW

Spoiler:

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:Slightly NSFW

Spoiler:

Impossible.

@AM: "I wonder what your face would look like on my face! Eh-heeh!"
"Skin the flesh! Salt the wound!"
"Nobody kills my buddies but me!"
I like the different character's expressions, myself. Especially regarding the Catch-A-Ride. Mordecai's all "Time for a nice relaxing drive." and Lilith is all "Let's get some wheels!"
And Marcus is all "Get off my bus."