Welcome! (old thread)

Hey! Back to the adult thread you filthy naive!

Forsooth, ye lecherous knaves! []

HI TIM

YEAH, HELLO TIM. I HAVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.

HELLO TIM WHO WE ARE NOT SCHEMING TO HOOK UP WITH JONNY

YEAH WE ARE, RARE..

OH, WAIT, RIGHT.


UH....

YEAH, NO SCHEMING.

Hey there, Tiny Tim!



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Tiny Tim? I feel let down now.

Well, he's not that tiny...

Well, alright then.

Hello Tim

Gentlemen, Behold!
I have returned from beyond the void!
I was known once as the Completely Oblivious Talking Iguana (Project: C.O.T.I.), and once as Icriex, captain of the Squirtle Squad! And I appear once again. In your darkest hour, I have heard your prayers, and have returned. </ego>

tl;dr? Hey, how's it goin'?

tl;dr...get off my lawn. []

HELLO

I AM SEMICOLON
I CHANGE MY NAME A LOT

I LIKE PONIES

I WILL BE YOUR LOVE INTEREST IN THIS ADVENTURE

Ah, if it isn't JT. So we meet again. (We were Arch-rivals at some point, right?)

And Semicolon, I don't know if we've met. And as far as being my love interest goes, I have yet to find an opponent who can best me in the ring of honor.

Did you bring food? []

I'm afraid not, my caravan was attacked by highwaymen, and the provisions were all soaked with blood after I was done with them.

Well, you get what you pay for, I suppose...[]

THOSE CURS

HOW DARE THEY GET THEIR BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR PROVISIONS

Valued_Customer wrote:Ah, if it isn't JT. So we meet again. (We were Arch-rivals at some point, right?)

And Semicolon, I don't know if we've met. And as far as being my love interest goes, I have yet to find an opponent who can best me in the ring of honor.

I am nothing BUT rings of honor!

Zebra is the cock ring of honor.
I remember you, Iguana-man. Why are most of our names anthropomorphized animals? Actually I guess it's just you and Zebra, and also Jonny when he's a Blastoise and Esbby when he's Riolu. And Rare as Mew. I stand by my original statement.

Lady Stardust wrote:Zebra is the cock ring of honor.
I remember you, Iguana-man. Why are most of our names anthropomorphized animals? Actually I guess it's just you and Zebra, and also Jonny when he's a Blastoise and Esbby when he's Riolu. And Rare as Mew. I stand by my original statement.

Why shouldn't they be? After all, the idol of our cult (We are a cult, right?) was once a Sad Anthropomorphic Owl in a Cagetm, was he not?

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A CULT

I thought we were a wacky group of friends who live in a mega-fortress inside of a tree whose society revolves around a tyrannical Pokemon-shaped beequeen and her lackeys versus an underground resistance of motley dudes, where we all try to get into each others' pants and also read some webcomics.
If that's not the proper way to be a cult, I don't want to be right.

So it's like your standard backyard cult, but with some Lovecraftian influence, and heavy Saturday morning cartoon undertones. But the twist is the unending internal conflict with frequent tea-time ceasefires. I like it.