In your dreams...[]

And it's Dewmannx anyone he reaches out to in desperation, only to break it off soon afterwards because he feels like a whore.

I think Tacobot was also in the movie...

And no, that was just a sideline plot in the dream...a lot more focused on this girl I know...

...and it was all PG at worst, before you descend to the gutters...[]

I fell asleep while watching QI once. Everyone sounded like Stephen Fry, which was so weird that after a while I actually realised what had happened and woke up.

I had a dream that my father was a billionaire genius and I learned that he was working on secret evil projects so I tried to kill myself which resulted in severe damage to my temporal(I think) lobe which led me to lose speech. Eventually I regained the ability to regain language through the use of a very expensive psychologist who used classical conditioning to help me re-learn my vocabulary. I learned all this in a flashback after the Mutant Ninja Turtles appeared halfway through my recurring dreams and led me to enlightenment so I could help them save the world or something. Then we went to the holodeck and synthesized part of my old billionaire-y house, where I rode around on a horse and hung out in the sunlight with the green grass beneath my bare feet.
Enlightenment is a really really really good feeling, you guys. Combine that with a warm spring day and fresh grass and you've got one hell of a dream.

I've been dreaming about beating the shit out of strangers lately. I haven't been in a fight in years.

I think I have unresolved issues.

Cubes can't beat anything.

Maybe that's what the issues are about.

Maybe he is hurting because his corners are too rounded and all the female cubes mistake him for a lesbian cube. Sarcasmic, if I was a lesbian cube and you were a lesbian cube I would do cube things with you.

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21-7-2012: 9:29:48pm

Thanks Semi. I would do cube things to you too.

My dreams lately have been falling into the ohgodwhat category
Stand by for details if they get really fucked up

In my dream I was a spy disguised as Hitler's cook......Yeah, that was strange.

If you backstabbed Hitler at any point, that dream isn't strange, it's badass

IMMD: I put my IMMD here because it's related to my dream.

Someone called me a nazi and started to yell at me while doing it. The funny part is that he called me nazi because I said Hitler had some good strategy in WWII... Poor guy XD

I had more dreams last night than any other night that I can remember. Unfortunatley, I can't recall them as well as I'd like to.

My favorite one involved this kickass celebration at like a mall or something, where a bunch of friends of mine were, and we were all just chilling and having this big banquet. I can't remember much of what happened, but I do remember it being really awesome.

The dream right after that seemed to be a continuation, with me bringing home a friend and some girls that she knew to hang out at my house (Spoiler alert: We all just sat around watching TV, having a perfectly comfortable and unfoul evening.)

The last dream was a nightmare, where I was looking out the sliding glass door in the back of my house, when suddenly, Slenderman walks into view, right next to the door, which was the only thing standing between me and him. It's at this point where, instead of my 'OHSHIT" meter instantly reaching critical mass, I start to think I might be dreaming, even though I felt like I was totally awake. I decide to try and wake myself up by just sitting there and staring at Slenderman, when he raises his arm and points at me. It's at this point that my "OHSHIT" meter does hit critical mass, and I freak out and jump into a nearby reclining chair, wrap myself in a sleeping bag and pray to quickly fall asleep or wake up or whatever, as long as I'm not both conscious and in the vicinity of Slenderman.

I've been having weird dreams. I'm painting part of my bedroom ATM so my bed is pushed about 4 ft from the wall it is normally on. Waking up feels strange.

I swear to god if I wake myself up by punching the wall in my sleep one more time I am going to remove the wall and steal the neighbour's house.

Happened to me once.

House got stolen or you punched a wall in your sleep?

both

At the same time?

I imagine him punching a wall angrily as his house is carried off on the back of a lorry.

Man, I had this dream last night that was so philosophical and stuff, and I'm pretty sure it taught me the meaning of life, but now I can't remember it all. It had something to do with morality, eldritch abominations, and ants or something, but the details are all fuzzy.
I also dreamed about Batman getting into a battle with that dude who shot up the theater in Aurora, though, so there's that.

Not really a dream, but it's sleep related:

I went to bed at 1 am. Woke up at 3 am feeling like I had a full 8 hours of sleep. WTF. I had to force myself back to sleep so I wouldn't be super-duper tired by the time I got home from work (I had a 7 am - 3 pm shift).

I woke up at 7 in the morning and thought it was 7 at night and just was hella confused.

Had a bad dream for an hour and a half last night, but it was recurring. Something about invisible demons that eat your flesh. No where to hide.