Character sheet Alignment: Lawful Evil Race: Magical Creature
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Posts : 4356 Join date : 2010-06-09 Age : 28 Location : Illinoix
Character sheet Alignment: Neutral Good Race: Human
"If you a grown mothafucka, and you a grown mothafucka who gets killed by a tiger, and if you a grown mothafucka who gets killed by a tiger in a zoo, and if you a grown mothafucka who gets killed by a tiger in a zoo in San Francisco, I think God's will has been done."
Posts : 5871 Join date : 2010-06-16 Age : 30 Location : Trying to stop AwesomeMedic from blowing up the Parlement (again)
Character sheet Alignment: Neutral Good Race: Human
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Posts : 4356 Join date : 2010-06-09 Age : 28 Location : Illinoix
Character sheet Alignment: Neutral Good Race: Human
I know how you feel. I had a friend named John. Our cats seemed to love him when he came over and we would always play a game where I would try to catch him. He was fast though, one second he'd be on the ground, the next he'd dissappeared and was up on the ceiling. He also had red skin for whatever reason, and was a really little guy. Kind of like a tiny red dot.
Posts : 1522 Join date : 2010-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Australia
Character sheet Alignment: Neutral Evil Race: Magical Creature
"When will I start to come blood!?"
What my mother is watching right now. I don't have the bravery to find out what it is. Just sit here, type, weep and hope the images in my head will go away.
Posts : 2747 Join date : 2010-06-09 Age : 27 Location : Vexxia
Character sheet Alignment: Lawful Good Race: Hybrid
(My dog Loki keeps trying to hump the poodle dog) My sis: "Loki, just stop it! She's not into you!" Me: "Aw leave 'em alone, he's trying to get his bone on." My dad: "..." Me: "Oh hi Dad!... Just gonna... walk away now..."