Favourite Quotes

"I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your Begonias. " - Darkwing Duck

"Let's get dangerous." -- Darkwing Duck []

Not really a favorite quote, but it's one of my favorite school moments.

My Sociology Teacher gets done explaining about social classes and how people are placed in lower, middle, and upper classes.

Sociology Teacher: So Spooky, what class are you in?
Me: Sociology?

/Laughter ensues

I got an extra credit coupon for it :]

Do what you want, cuz a pirate is freeee,
You are a pirate!

-The only thing about Lazy Town I'll ever like. Me and my sister listen to it every now and then

"Prison, a HELL of a place to save a man's life." Lambert, in Splinter Cell Double Agent's opening.

"Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage."

- Gaspode

someguy3657 wrote:Do what you want, cuz a pirate is freeee,
You are a pirate!

-The only thing about Lazy Town I'll ever like. Me and my sister listen to it every now and then

It's on my iPod.

When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

"Nothin' at all!" - Stupid sexy Flanders.

"One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic." Joseph Stalin.

"No, didn't Kevin F- *BANG!*"


COMRADE STALIN SAID IT.

What about, "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY." Does pretty cake get no love?

This is why I want my brain put into a container filled with brain containing liquid. That way i'll hopefully be able to somehow communicate telepathically.

And maybe I could go all Evil Con Carne and attatch my brain container to the body of a bear.

Dewmann from the RT thread on the old forum

I still have that goal. And I'll also save my stomach, don't worry.

"YOU ARE TEH SOURCE OF TEH 404! GINGER! SOUL NOT FOUND!" -me.

Soldiers are not Marines. Soldiers

Aren't
Ready for the
Marines
Yet.

"Dear God, make everyone die. Amen."

-Purple Pussy (comic)

http://www.purplepussy.net/d/20010919.html

my evolution involves a club

"Why do humans exist? "
"Because God forgot to press B when we were evolving."

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. The Governator has given us information to live by.

"I know, I'm so happy face!"

-Taco

"I have come upon the earth and with my to feet taken possession!"

Osiris from age of mythology

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- Brooke Shields

"See a pin, pick it up and all day long you'll have a pin"

A huge thunderstorm started while my and some of my siblings were walking to a convenience store.
*Huge crack of lightning*
Me: "You in the jungle, baby!"
*Giant thunderclap*
Me: "You gonna DIIIIIIIIIIE!"
Brother: *Runs away panicked*